Me: Finally, a nice non-PJO ship... oh, wait. No. No. It's Pincest.

Percy: Oh, no.

Percy: *eats blue popcorn*

Coach Hedge: What's Pincest?

Me: It's from Gravity Falls... it's Dipper and Mabel.

Hazel: But aren't they twins?

Percy: *nods solemnly and bites lip*

Piper: Wow, that's worse than Annacap.

Annabeth: NOTHING IS WORSE THAN ANNACAP!

Me: Very true.

Nico: I ship everyone and everything from Gravity Falls!

Nico: *whispers* Especially the pig and the goat.

Rachel: Steven Universe is better.

Reyna: Who even are these characters?

Leo: We should've stuck with our own characters. There's no incest there.

Annabeth: *whispers* Leo, we're all related...

Leo: *faints*

Will: That's some messed up stuff. Even the name... Pincest.

Everyone: *shudders*