Alex pov

I opened my eyes and saw I was standing huh I couldve sworn I fell wait i just had a vision present time seeing thing I really need a name for that.

Stiles: Oh my God What if you bleed to death

Derek ties an elastic well tries too onto his arm

Derek: It'll heal if it works

Me: what about me

Stiles: Ugh Look.. I don't know if I can do this

Me: please don't do this

Derek: Why not

Stiles: Well because of the cutting through the flesh the sawing of the bone AND ESPECIALLY THE BLOOD

He started flailing his arms all over the place

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood

Me: nope

Stiles: NO BUT I MIGHT AT THE SIGHT OF AN CHOPPED OFF ARM

My head started to hurt

Derek: All right, fine How about this Either you cut off my arm or I'm gonna cut off your head

Stiles rolled his eyes

Stiles: Okay you know what I'm so not buying your threats any....

Derek grabs Stiles by the shirt and stiles is scared shitless its really funny

Stiles: Oh my God okay All right, bought sold Totally I'll do it I'll do it

Me and derek had this wierd disgusting feeling

Stiles: What

We went over to the side of the table

Stiles: What are you doing

We puked up ewww black blood

Me: I feel like hell

I sat on the ground

Stiles: Holy God what the hell is that

Derek: It's my body.... Trying to heal itself And alexs

Stiles: Well it's not doing a very good job of it

No fucking shit sherlock

Derek: Now You gotta do it now

Stiles shakes his head

Stiles: Look honestly I don't think I can

Me: DO IT

Derek: JUST DO IT

Stiles: Oh, my God Okay okay

He pulled up the saw no no

Stiles: Oh my God All right here we go

Stiles placed it in position and I braced myslef for the pain

Scott: STILES

STILES DROPS THE SAW RIGHT NEAR ME I COULDVE BEEN SAWED

Stiles: Scott

I sigh in relief

Scott: What the hell are you doing

I pull myself up

Me: thank god your here

Stiles: Oh you just prevented a lifetime of nightmares

Derek: Did you get it

Scott nods and passes him the bullet derek holds it up

Stiles: What are you gonna do with it

Derek: I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

Derek falls unconscious and drops the bullet which rolled away

Scott: No No no no no

Me and stiles run to derek I tripped like ten times but he's unconscious

Stiles: Derek Derek

Me: come on wake up

We kept shaking him

Stiles: Scott what the hell are we gonna do

Scott: I DON'T KNOW I can't reach it

Stiles: HE'S NOT WAKING UP

Scott: Come on.... Alex is their a spell

Me: yeah

He motions me to come over I get up but I fell on scott

Stiles: I think he's dying I THINK HE'S DEAD

Me: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP

Scott: alex

Scott passes me the wand and I point it to the bullet

Me: accio

The bullet came towards Me

Stiles: Please don't kill me for this

I Inquiry passed it to scott and turned to see Stiles punching Derek

Stiles: UGHHH OW GOD

Derek woke up and I exhaled a relief while outing my wand back into my boot

Derek: Give me...

I tune everything out I was getting dizzy room swirling until I felt pain in my arm I screamed bye the. The pain stopped I got up feeling like dunno myslef

Stiles: That... Was.. AWESOME YES

I stood next to derek who was still in the ground

Scott: Are you okay

Derek: Well except for the agonizing pain

I giggled

Stiles: I'm guessing the ability to use sarcasm is a good sign of health

Scott turned serious

Scott: Okay we saved your life which means you're gonna leave us alone

Me: I didn't agree to this

Scott: you got that And if you don't I'm gonna go back to Allison's dad and I'm gonna tell him everything....

Is he just that dumb wait no he is

Derek: You're gonna trust them You think they can help you

Me: scott he's my dad and I even don't trust him with this

Scott: Well why not They're a lot freaking nicer than you are

I scoff

Me: have you met my family in Christmas

Everyone gave Me this look

Me: keep looking soon you're ears are gonna shrivel

They shiver

Derek: I can show you exactly how nice they are

Scott: What do you mean

He grabs scott and leaves but not before kissing me

Stiles: let me drive you home

I smile at him as we walk through the exploded door

Me: Meh someone will fix it

Stiles: your so nice

I place a hand over my heart and pretended to tear up

Me: thank you

He rolled his eyes as we got in the car but the song so what started to play by pink and we sang along

Stiles: well heres your destination

Me: thanks stiles for being their for me

We hug and I leave but I see ally on the phone

Ally: Hey Um... I just thought maybe I'd catch you before you went to sleep but, uh.. I wanted to say sorry again for tonight So... Call me

Must be the condom thing

I walked up and started laughing

Me: a condom ally that was..

Ally looked at me shooked

Ally: you know

I nod my head

Me: scott told me ally you make ne laugh sometimes

I continue ton laugh as I got inside the house

Kate: let me guess you know what happened with the condom

I nod my head in amusement and walk up the stairs.... Ahhhh my life is so fucked up but in a good way

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