➹ If Aphmau Characters Had Wattpad || @??? || Honest Usernames EDITION!
CathyLiz posted a message to her feed;
"Because I am such a great person whose life is totally not a train wreck, I changed everyone's nickname. Mhmmkk thanks bye."
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DanteLikesToDab posted a message to his feed;
"Bless whoever changed my name. Though, I would've like it better if I was @DanteWasInTheRoomWhereItHappened."
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GeneIsAnAbsoluteDeck replied;
"It seems very fitting for you."
KatelynIsIndifferent replied;
"It really is. It's better than mine."
ZaneIsARainbow replied;
"I hate mine."
VyladIsProbablyDead replied;
"I'm unsure how to feel about mine."
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TravisIsAntarctica posted a message to his feed;
"I am very offended with my new username. Everyone knows I'm the hottest around."
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KatelynIsIndifferent replied;
"And this, children, is an example of someone raised incorrectly."
ZaneIsARainbow replied;
"I completely agree."
ZaneIsARainbow replied;
"Though, it would've been better if it said @TravisIsUnbearable."
TravisIsAntarctica replied;
"Unbearably HOT 🔥"
LiochantIsAdorablySavage replied;
"More like unbearably prideful."
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CathyLiz posted a message to her feed;
"All I ask of everyone is to tell me your gay ships--"
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CathyLiz replied;
"Gay ships are yay ships, friends."
GeneIsAnAbsoluteDeck replied;
" w r o w "
DanteLikesToDab replied;
"#Generon"
LiochantIsAdorablySavage replied;
"#Aartionary ;)"
AphmauIsShort replied;
"#Zanvis is still my bae."
KatelynIsIndifferent replied;
"#Garrance"
LucindaIsStillLucinda replied;
"@LiochantIsAdorablySavage, that's not a gay ship."
LiochantIsAdorablySavage replied;
"Stop assuming the poor dictionary's gender."
CathyLiz replied;
"I ship #Kimcinda because I'm weird kk bye--"
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GarrothHasFluffyHair's inbox-
. LauranceIsSassy: Yo, waddup bro?
GarrothHasFluffyHair: Nothing much.
GarrothHasFluffyHair: Hey, did you buy your clothes at Aéropostale?
(( A/N: I had no idea for men's clothes, so take this non-sponsored Aéropostale cameo yeh k. ))
. LauranceIsSassy: As a matter of fact, I did.
GarrothHasFluffyHair: They look nice ^^
. LauranceIsSassy: Aw shucks--
GarrothHasFluffyHair: But they'd look better on my bedroom floor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
. LauranceIsSassy: oH HECK NO
*LauranceIsSassy logged off.
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DanteLikesToDab posted a message to his feed;
"Yo guys, I was in the room we're it happened!1!"
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AaronIsAGrammarFreak replied;
"*where."
TravisIsAntarctica replied;
"This is the most truthful username I've seen so far ngl."
AaronIsAGrammarFreak replied;
"No, it isn't."
TravisIsAntarctica replied;
"I'd like to say otherwise."
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AphmauFearsTheChancla posted a message to her feed;
"The sun is in the sky! :))"
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LiochantIsAdorablySavage replied;
"PICK A PLACE TO D I E WHERE IT'S H I G H AND D R Y."
TravisIsAntarctica replied;
"Number six!!"
DanteLikesToDab replied;
"Leave a note for you're next of kin--"
AaronIsAGrammarFreak replied;
"*your."
TravisIsAntarctica replied;
"Dammit, Dante."
DanteLikesToDab replied;
"(・ω・)b"
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CathyLiz posted a message to her feed;
"I am disappointed in myself :'>"
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CathyLiz replied;
"I have no inspiration whatsoever and now I'm just slacking off in a coffee shop listening to the Hamilton soundtrack."
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AphmauFearsTheChancla's inbox-
. AaronIsAGrammarFreak: Aph, I think I messed up...
AphmauFearsTheChancla: Oh no! This must be a CATastrophy!
. AaronIsAGrammarFreak: Aph, this is very serious. I can say that I'm very unfortunate to have this happen to me.
AphmauFearsTheChancla: You mean unPURRtunate?
. AaronIsAGrammarFreak: Aph! Stop with the cat puns!
AphmauFearsTheChancla: Aw PAWlease! Those aren't puns!
. AaronIsAGrammarFreak: Aphmau, stop, now.
AphmauFearsTheChancla: you mean stop MEOW?
. AaronIsAGrammarFreak: I give up.
*AaronIsAGrammarFreak has logged off.
(( Fun Fact: this was based on a conversation between karinarule18 and VinylLights ))
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Someone stop me and my bizarre mind. Anyways, you probably know who wrote this already. If not, then just visit the one before this-- oh, and the characters belong to Empress_Aphmau.
Thanks for dropping by!
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