SimplyZane posted a message to Garmau3487's feed;

"Gayroth! Where are you? Your phone's still not working."

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Garmau3487 replied;

"I'm buying bricks and cement with Laurance and Dante."

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"Why in Irene's name would you need that?"

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"Did you break the house or something...?"

TravisIsHawt101 replied;

"I don't see anything wrong with the house. Maybe I burned some part of the house with my hotness."

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"Why the fook you lyin'?"

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"Aaron, don't correct that."

AphmauLovesYou replied;

"THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN."

DanteDaBae replied;

"If anything was burnt, it was probably just your lovelife bursting into flames."

Garmau3487 replied;

"Anyways, we're buying bricks to seal the fourth wall. Someone broke it, again."

CathyLiz replied;

"And I'm here to break it, again."

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CathyLiz posted a message to SKMGene's feed;

"MY NAME'S PHILIP AND I AM A POET,"

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SKMGene replied;

"But isn't it Catherine...?"

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT, AND I JUST TURNED NINE,"

AphmauLovesYou replied;

"YOU CAN WRITE RHYMES BUT YOU CAN'T WRITE MINE,"

SKMGene replied;

"What in the name of Irene's pantyhose is going on?"

TravisIsHawt101 replied;

"Ohh, pantyhose. Steamy."

CathyLiz replied;

"Gene! You were supposed to say 'whaaat?'!"

AphmauLovesYou replied;

"I will never take my sock off for you."

SKMGene replied;

"Whaaat?"

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Garmau3487 posted a message to his feed;

"Welcome to United Airlines, where we put the hospital in hospitality. And, where you can board as a doctor, and leave as a patient."

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SimplyZane replied;

"That is flipping horrible."

SimplyZane replied;

"I mean, who just overbooks a flight like a normal person? And, if you were gonna push people out of the plane, why would you just do it at random? And he's a flipping doctor! He had patience! My hope for humanity is slipping away."

Garmau3487 replied;

"Did you just seriously rant?"

AphmauLovesYou replied;

"Could you even call that a rant?"

DanteDaBae replied;

"My dog speaks more eloquently than thee!"

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kcshippyship posted About Kawaii~Chan! - Welcome to my candy store!

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5 comments...

TravisIsHawt101 commented;

"Oh hell no."

SimplyZane replied;

"I know what happens in there."

kcshippyship replied;

"Welcome to my candy store! <3"

kcshippyship replied;

"Zanvis~Kun...?"

kcshippyship replied;

"Did Kawaii~Chan say something wrong...?"

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Liochant_Devout_Blade posted a message to his feed;

"I'm back! In my honor, everyone roast each other!"

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DanteDaBae replied;

"I'd roast you, but you look roasted enough."

// A/N; I hope no one's offended by that ;-; //

Liochant_Devout_Blade replied;

"I'd roast you, but I have better things to do with my life."

SimplyZane replied;

"@KatelynFireFists5, I've seen tables with nicer legs than you."

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"I've seen a freezer that can roast better than you can."

IvyVenomS replied;

"But I've never seen a freezer colder than your heart."

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"And I've never seen a walking beetroot quite like you."

IvyVenomS replied;

"Beetroot?"

SimplyZane replied;

"Irene, you're slower than Gayroth."

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TravisIsHawt101 posted a message to his feed;

"Has anyone else noticed that we haven't seen Aaron once this chapter?"

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Garmau3487 replied;

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL. WE JUST GOT IT REPAIRED."

CathyLiz replied;

"too late! huehuehue!"

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"How can you even break the fourth wall...?"

CathyLiz replied;

"oh wow, technology!"

Garmau3487 replied;

"ACK! STOP BREAKING IT! WE WORKED SO HARDD ON IT."

AaronLycan25 replied;

"*hard"

DanteDaBae replied;

"Ah! He's back!"

TravisIsHawt101 replied;

"This chapter is no longer pure! Everyone, panic!"

Garmau3487 replied;

"fdvguhsjkdnvfhjskbs"

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I hope every fangirl had their pillow, as I placed a ton of references in there!

Anyways, this was written by CathyLiz, with the characters rightfully belonging to Empress_Aphmau.

Thanks for visiting the Aphmau Book Club! ^^