Note; there will be a few spoilers in this chapter. Viewer discretion is advised.

EinEinEin posted a message to AphmauLovesYou's feed;

"Aphmau, I'm sure you hate me rn."

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AphmauLovesYou replied;

"I SURE DO HATE CHU!"

EinEinEin replied;

"But Aphmau! MY NAME IS POET AND I AM A PHILIP."

HeyIt-sKai replied;

"Hey, Poet. What brings you by? Coming to join the hated characters club?"

AphmauLovesYou replied;

"How did you mess that up??"

EinEinEin replied;

"AND I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT--"

EinEinEin replied;

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Y'know I'm dead, and I wanna say sorry to you."

AaronLycan25 replied;

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got five fingers, and the middle one's for you."

Garmau3487 replied;

"Well damn."

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"Why does Aphmau hate Ein, again? I wasn't there for TES."

DanteDaBae replied;

"I don't know. All we know is that nobody else was in the room where it happened."

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Liochant_Devout_Blade posted a message to his feed;

"So who are the people that died again? Ein and Aaron?--"

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SassyLaurance replied;

"and pAGGY."

Liochant_Devout_Blade replied;

"But I'm pretty sure Peggy didn't die--"

SassyLaurance replied;

"Dude, it was hundreds of years ago. She's fell to her grave years ago."

AaronLycan25 replied;

"*fallen"

SKMGene replied;

"Actually, it's supposed to be 'she fell.'"

AaronLycan25 replied;

"Game on."

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SmolBeanVylad posted Le Hamilton Meme of Vylad's Thoughts .

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9 comments...

SmolBeanVylad commented;

"So, what is your favorite song in the entire musical, guys?"

TravisIsHawt101 replied;

"Mine is Say No To This ;)"

Garmau3487 replied;

"Why that of all songs? Mine is personally Wait For It ^^"

TravisIsHawt101 replied;

"Because things went down-- like Hammy's pants."

DanteDaBae replied;

"More like Zane's pants when you entered the room."

SimplyZane replied;

"I cannot comprehend how much I want to murder you."

DanteDaBae replied;

"You can never kill me. We have the same VA."

Garmau3487 replied;

"What even is this world smh."

DanteDaBae replied;

"My favorite is The Room Where It Happens ;) "

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Emmamalyn___ posted Library News of Emmalyn's Library! <3

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5 comments...

AaronLycan25 commented;

"So, the library won't be open til Thursday?"

Emmamalyn___ replied;

"Sadly, yes."

AaronLycan25 replied;

"Aww."

DanteDaBae replied;

"Come on, just let him in the room where it happens."

AaronLycan25 replied;

"s t o p."

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HeyIt'sKai posted a message to KatelynFireFists5's feed;

"Hey Katelyn, do you remember me?"

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KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"Yeah, why?"

HeyIt'sKai replied;

"Oh... cool. Do you wanna meet up over coffee tomorrow?"

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"Are you asking her on a DATE?"

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"Uh, sure. How can I say no to this?"

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"KATELYN, NO."

SmolBeanVylad replied;

"STAAAAYYY."

HeyIt-sKai replied;

"Yes!!"

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SKMGene's inbox--

. SKMSasha: MY NAME IS PHILIP AND I AM A POET.

SKMGene: please stop sending me this.

SKMGene: it's the sixth time this week.

. SKMSasha: AND I TOOK THIS BULLET JUST TO SHOW IT.

SKMGene: wait, what???

. SKMSasha: I JUST TURNED NINETEEN-

. SKMSasha: YOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YA CAN'T SAVE MINE.

SKMGene: this Hamilton thing all of a sudden got more interesting.

SKMGene: Hey Sasha, it's Dante. Just wanted to sneak in on my brother's conversations.

SKMGene: Since no one else was in the room where it happens.

. SKMSasha: You need help.

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Liochant_Devout_Blade posted a message to his feed;

"What's your least favorite Hamilton song? >:3"

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KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"HOW DARE YOU!"

Liochant_Devout_Blade replied;

"If you had to choose, if you had to choose-"

KatelynFireFists5 replied;

"No, bad Liochant."

Garmau3487 replied;

"I have a least favorite song, but I don't trust you enough. It's very personal."

_Lucicinda_ replied;

"Yeah, sure."

Liochant_Devout_Blade replied;

":'("

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SmolBeanVylad's inbox--

. KatelynFireFists5: BRAAH BRAAH

SmolBeanVylad: You can't be that desperate. I don't want to know what's under your shirt.

. KatelynFireFists5: VYLAD YOU DIMWIT OF A CINNAMON ROLL.

. KatelynFireFists5: HERCULES MULLIGANNN

SmolBeanVylad: Ohhhhhhh

SmolBeanVylad: I really hate myself rn 0///~///0

. KatelynFireFists5: YOU HAVE BETRAYED US MY IRENE;;

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This was written by CathyLiz with the characters, as usual, belonging to Jess or the amazing Empress_Aphmau!

Hope you all enjoyed the little twist added to "If Aphmau Characters Had Wattpad," though, they are usually Hamiltrash, but oh well!