Since people found part one hilarious, I'm back with more, since-- well, some of you wanted me to make another one.

Sooo... here it is!
Put on your floaties and get ready to jump into a pool of clichés!

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- Aaron x reader;

Let's start off with this one; why and how?

I can understand if it was an alternate universe where Aphmau somehow went missing or died-- or maybe even murdered by Y/N, but if it's a regular fanfiction that follows the rules of a canon universe, the chances of Aaron falling in love with someone else other than Aphmau are pretty low.

We all know Aaron cares about Aphmau deeply, even though we don't all ship Aarmau, but we know it's out there. Aaron was willing to die for Aphmau, thus further proving my point.

Aaron is very much isolated to Aphmau, and if he were to fall in love with someone else other than Aphmau, it would be someone he met before Aphmau-- but Aaron has supposedly never been close with anyone other than Aphmau, which basically crosses that option out.

Also, why do these fanfictions, along with Gene x readers, follow the bad boy x good girl or bad boy x naughty girl tropes?

// Title? //-

• he actually does have a shirt on in PDH, so...

// Blurb? //-

// Part of the story? //-

• there's always that stupid reason for hatred in the story--

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- OC x canon character (Laurance, Zane, Garroth, etc.);

To get this out of the way, I'd like all of you to know that I absolutely despise OC x canon, unless the OC is well-crafted and the canon character isn't twisted to some degree, of course.

If I see any kind of OC x canon, the OC is most likely the author's self-insert, only there to fulfill the author's twisted fantasies featuring the character.

Along with it being a self-insert, the character also has literally no flaws-- which basically means the author's OC is them, but wait! Plot twist; they erased all their flaws!

Also, what's with OC's calling their partner "senpai?" It really doesn't make sense unless they're Japanese or are attending a Japanese high school/workplace.

It just further proves that the OC is someone who has been greatly influenced by modern tropes and really needs to go outside and get some Vitamin D.

But of course, there are some good OC x canons out there that I thoroughly enjoy, but some of them just bother me to no end.

Oh, and the cliché names that are literally everywhere; Kylie, Mary, Lily (she's canon, people), Elizabeth, Hannah (oh wait--), Sofia, and Rachel.

// Title? //-

• for convenience, let's use Aaron since we don't have much to work with his personality in MCD.
• also, what is that title? does Mary get punctured by his 'sword' and get pregnant or something?

// Blurb? //-

• also, she just switched genders.

Oh, and you can't forget this...

• who in Irene's name would want to steal Mary?
• also, why would you copyright Mary? first of all, very common name, and two, it's a fanfiction; there is a very complicated copyright system with fanfiction.

// Part of the story? //-

• I don't know what got over me to make this part.
• don't ask what's with the dinner rolls. I just like them a lot, mhmm k?

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- OC clichés;

Now, are you ready for me to ramble even more about OCs? Probably not, but I'm going to do it anyways.
There are an absolute ton of OC clichés/stereotypes, and I'll be listing down the most common.

-// the new girl in town //-

- has wavy brown hair and glimmering "baby blue" eyes, as well as a slightly tanned complexion.
- um, excuse moi, but "baby blue" isn't the only adjective for blue eyes; oh, and don't give me that "ocean blue."

- spends most of her life on the internet (specifically Twitter and Tumblr.)

- ties her hair into a flipping messy bun and will also wear tank tops and short-shorts.
- pardon me, but there's a Macy's over there; I think you could use the extra clothes.

- best friends with Aphmau, Katelyn, and Kawaii~Chan.

- really nice n' sweet and also friendly that is also feisty and is also great at defending herself and is also great at writing poetry and flipping burgers.
- I think you know what I'm talking about; she's perfect in every way possible.

- loves Starbucks and IHOP.
- girl, go buy a happy meal at McDonalds or something. buy one or I'll get McTriggered.

- every guy on the street falls head over heels in love with her, and would also describe her as gorgeous and sweet, but it's usually Garroth and Laurance that fight over her.

- Bella Swan called; she said she wanted her personality back-- oh wait, she doesn't have one.

-// the new girl in school //-

- is almost always a nerd with dark brown hair and big, black glasses that will also wear plaid if not in her uniform, oh, and let's not forget that she has a crush on the school hottie/bad boy, and they also end up together.

- has perfect skin.
- just, no. you can't come up to me and tell me that you've never had pimples in your entire life, not to mention during highschool. truth be told, you'll have acne and a forehead bigger than Brendon Urie's. end of story.

- gets bullied by Ivy and Gene, also, she likes Gene. mhmm, yeah, the best love story in all of history.
- do Ivy and Gene have "nice new girl that needs to be bullied" vision or something?

- not only Ivy and Gene, but all of the trios in school; Ivy's gang, Shadow Knights, Ein's posse.
- who is she, Veronica Sawyer?

-// the secret sibling //-

- probably a Ro'Meave that popped out of nowhere.
- is she Momotaro? I would rather believe that she came out of a huge random peach than to think Zianna had more unexplained children.

- oldest/youngest.

- extremely skilled and is loved by everyone's mother and hated by their fathers.
- dude, not all fathers are like that.

- always gets nudged in the elbow by their sibling, or even pat on the head.

- just pops out of nowhere and says they're a canon character's sibling, and then when they meet again, they have this supposedly touching moment; but to me, it feels like you pasted your face into a history book and hope that people think you're important to what their life is now.

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Woah, that's a lot; over a thousand words. This might as well be considered a discussion--
sodontcomplainiftheresonlyonechapterlabeledasadiscussionforthisweekk.

I honestly have a lot more ideas for this 'series' if you could call it, and I actually enjoy writing these <3

Q: do you think I should make this an actual thing?

Anyways, thanks for dropping by our book club and we hope you can come back!

- cathy