Dad looks at lockscreen and sees this

He says "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?! MY CHILD ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?" dad says, child says "I ship it and im not gay" child says

My dad seriously did that and then says "Well I'm telling your mother about that well let's get into the device" he says, he is watching me right now and I don't give a shit, my life is bad also the black line is there bc my email is there, sneaky sneaky you thought you would see my email, also sorry for the language