Vaggies pov

I took a deep breath as I reached the room. This is it vaggie. Time to wow the socks off some angels. Do they even have socks? I can think about that later!

I stepped inside a white room with two angels in the back. One was tall with a extrocist mask that had one eye x'ed out. The other appeared to be a cat also wearing a mask. They're definitely not what I expected angel's to look like.

"Hi there" I stepped forward to introduce myself "I'm-"

"Vaggie" he cut me off "I know. Your dad talks about you non stop. It's pretty annoying" he held his hand out to me "my name's Anthony but most people call me angel dust"

"Angel dust. I like it" I reached out to shake his hand only for my hand to pase through.

"Aww did I scare you?" He laughed to himself "sorry chick but there's no way I'm going down there. What with all the rapist's and murderers, who knows what they'd do to my gorgeous body"

"I see" my eyebrow twitched in annoyance. He's worried about himself? What about the thousands he's killed! Still I should remain calm "anyway I have an idea I'd really want to run by you-"

"Whoe easy girlie we have time" he held up a plate of chocolate covered strawberries "here have a snack. These are my favourites"

"Oh thank you" I reached out to grab one only for my hand to faze through.

"Hahaha oh I'm sorry I couldn't resist" he laughed "husk is this kid slow or what!"

"Slow as snails sir" husk smiled fondly at him. I forced myself to laugh along despite feeling very annoyed.

Charlie's pov

"Alright everyone" I gathered the residents together "vaggies off doing something very important so while she's gone we're going to make a proper advertisement for the hotel. Now I'm going to need a camera" mom clicked her fingers, giving me a old timely camera "a real camera" I said through gritted teeth. Why does she have to make everything so hard!

"Hmm" she clicked her fingers again, giving me a proper camera.

"Better, now let's get started"

"I'm not acting in this advert" alastor folded his arms "this face was made for radio, not for silly little adverts"

"Aw but you have such a cute wittle face. You'd be perfect for the camera doe eyes" dad pinched his cheek.

"I swear" shadowy tentacles appeared from behind the man. Oh boy.

"Alastor we can blur out your face if that makes you more comfortable. It's only a few lines. Please" I gave him my best puppy dog eyes.

He sighed "fine but it better only be a few lines"

"I'm so excited to work with you" dad hugged his arm.

"Touch me again and it'll be the last thing you ever do" he pulled away before going over his lines. This is already a mess but I'll make it work somehow.

Vaggies pov

"So we were playing at a concert hall and for some reason this cute boy was digging on the drummer so I went over and said do you have any idea who I am? I'm fucking angel dusts. I'm the one who took over the extrocist angels when Adam fucked up. I'm the bitch who slayed thousands without breaking a sweat. You don't want to put your dick in drummer you want to put your dick in me. Anyway that's how I ended up with my husband of ten years" he took husks hand lovingly.

"Oh congratulations" I smiled despite how his comments about daddy and slaying my people irritated me. Don't give in to anger vaggie. Remember what Charlie taught you.

"So what about you kid? Did you do anything fun? Any saucey relationships you want to share with the class" He asked.

"Not at all" I said through gritted teeth. I'm so not letting him sexualise my girlfriend! "Now mr angel dusts"

"Call me dicksucker"

"Angel dusts" I said in a tone that screamed I am never calling you that! "You seem like a smart man, a big thinker, a revolutionary!"

"You're words babe" he smirked, his ego growing in size. Still feeding his ego is nessasary if I want to get what I want.

"With a mind like yours we could easily solve one of hell's biggest problems"

"Oh aids yeah that's a bitch" he nodded.

"No our other biggest problem" my smile twiched.

"Oh ugly people? Math!" My eye twiched as he continued guessing. This is going to be a long day.

I hope Charlie's faring better.

Charlie's pov

"Ok and action"

"Welcome to the hazbin hotel" alastor covered his face with the script "how may I help you sir"

"I've been a bad boy and I need a big strong man to put me in my place. On the path to redemption"

"Well you've come-"

"Hehe"

"To the right place" he said though gritted teeth.

"Cut" I pinched the bridge of my nose in frustration "dad I'm going to need you to be less horny and Alastor I'm going to need you to remove the script from your face"

"Sorry honey I'm just not used to acting in films without a little spice" he smiled apologetically.

"And I'm not used to being filmed at all" alastor growled.

"Aw but you've got the face that's made for film babycakes" dad cupped his cheeks which resulted in alastor pushing him off the bar.

"Al come on" I shook my head before turning my attention to mimsy "ok let's try with you mims. Do you remember your lines?"

"I sure do" she nodded enfusiastically.

"Ok action" I hit the record button but mimsy froze in place "cut" I turned in off, feeling slightly disturbed by those soulless eyes.

"How'd I do?" she looked up at me expectingly.

"Well you actually have to say the line" I explained.

"How dare you judge my acting skills. Do you have any idea who I am? I was the biggest star when I was alive" my eyebrow twitched as I listened to her rant. We're getting nowhere!

"You're doing great honey" dad rubbed my shoulders reassuringly.

"I'm going to go fix it in post" I stormed off before anyone could see my tears. I feel like such a failure.