Rainbow: Anybody up for a body slam competition in the pool? Hey, Mr. Director Dude, can we have a break!

Director: Fine! But we have to get back later.

Twilight: Where did you get that idea from?

Rainbow: From this! *pulls out phone*

https://youtu.be/q2Tr5knny7c

Twilight: COME ON!!! Not the Super Mario thing again!

Rainbow: It's the best game series, Twilight! You wouldn't understand because all you care about is books and knowledge.

Twilight: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!! *tackles Rainbow Dash*

20 minutes later...

Applejack: ...Are y'all done now?

Rainbow: *puts ice pack on cheek* I think so.

Pinkie: Soooooo, how does this body slam thing work, Dashie?

Rainbow: Well, basically, you have to say your name, something about yourself, then jump into the pool.

Pinkie: Ooh! That's fun!

Rainbow: *tosses ice pack* It's pretty fun! Who's gonna start?

*awkward silence* 

Pinkie: I WANNA START!!!

Rainbow: Hold on, before you start, one more thing! *turns to audience* You guys have to comment on who has the best body slam. Will tally it and see who wins!

Twilight: Who are you talking to?

Rainbow: No one!

Pinkie: *approaches pool* Okay, my name's Pinkie Pie and-

Rainbow: Don't just do this for the most comments!

Pinkie: ...Whatever! Okie-dokie, my name's Pinkie Pie and I'm an expert party planner! WHEEEEEEEE!!!! *jumps into pool* How'd I do?

Rainbow: I'm not the one in charge here!

Director: Keep it down over there!

Rainbow: ...He is. Okay, who's next?

Twilight: ...I'll go for you, Rainbow. *approaches pool and does calculations* Okay...just at a 90 degree angle and-

Rainbow: FORGET THE CALCULATIONS!!!! JUST SLAM YOUR NERDY BODY IN THERE!!!!!

Twilight: *death stare*

Rainbow: Whoa!

Twilight: *sigh* *takes glasses off*

Rainbow: NERD!!!

Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, BE QUIET!!!! *sigh* Okay, my name's Twilight and I like studying a lot. *jumps into pool*

Rainbow: No one's gonna comment on that...ME NEXT!!!! *approaches pool* My name's Rainbow Dash and I like Super Mario and Fortnite! CARTWHEEL CANNONBALL!!!!! YEAH!!!! *jumps into pool* Aw, yeah! Everyone's gonna love mine! I'm definitely getting the most comments! Who's going next?

Rarity: Ugh, such childish behavior, I won't be doing this.

Rainbow: Get into the pool! *pushes Rarity into pool* That definitely counts as a body slam! Who's next!

Applejack: ...Only for you, Rainbow. *approaches pool* Phew-wee, I can do this. Name's Applejack and I own an apple farm along with my family! YEE-HAW!!! *jumps into pool*

Rainbow: Good one, AJ! Okay Fluttershy, you're up!

Fluttershy: Um, okay. *approaches pool* Um, my name's...Fluttershy and...um...I...um...like animals *dips feet into pool* Does that count?

Rainbow: That's cheating!

Fluttershy: How? 

Rainbow: You have to jump into the deep end, not the shallow end!

Fluttershy: Oh...can you count it at least? I can't swim.

Rainbow: Uh, I suppose. Sunset, you up?

Sunset: No thanks, I'm good.

Rainbow: Uh, okay. That's-That's cool. Alright guys, type in who has the best body slam! AND VOTE FOR MAINLY ME!!!

All: RAINBOW DASH!!!!

Rainbow: ...On second thought, comment on who you like best. We'll see who has the most comments and who wins!