Before Izuku meet Wally Stone the mystery boy in his room.

Let go back what happened in few hours ago, earlier Izuku as Spider-Man was spying on the weapons dealers and villains. He attempted to arrested them but caught by the mystery flying figure with the wingsuit and dropped him in the middle of nowhere.

And now he was going to returning of his apartment, that he already changes back in his school uniform. Before he could go back to his home.

???: Rent! *Shouted in grumbled*

Making Izuku let out of the exhausted sigh and frown, hearing the door open. Next door to his apartment.

Making him glance, revealing is the Russian landlord of the apartment known as Mr Dikovich. He always shouted for the residences of their rents.

Izuku: Hi. *fake smiles with anxious*

Mr Ditkovich: Hi. What's hi? Where your high, can I spent it again?

Izuku: Well... I have the paycheck again this, again....

Mr Ditkovich: You're a month late again. You're so much lazy, your mother pay me a rents, your sister pay me a rents and you. So much lazy, for spending time for your heroes fantasy! Again! *glaring at Izuku*

Izuku: I know, I know, I know. I know I don't have a job. My mom and sister did all for this for me. And I promised as I g... *try to assure cut*

Mr Ditkovich: You're promises crackers for my daughter would be fat. *point at his daughter*

Izuku: I'm really sorry, Mr Ditkovich. I only got my 3000 yen as my lunch money. I do... *cut*

He was interrupted before Mr Dikovich snatched his money out from his hand.

Mr Ditkovich: Sorry, doesn't pay the rent. And don't try to sneak past me, and you're the only Midoriya doesn't me a pay. You may be teenagers, but you are a troublesome. I have great respects for your mother and sister. But... I have ears like a cat, nice like a rodent. *hisses like animal*

Ursula: Hi, Izuku. *Smiles with blush*

(Stan: Ursula Dikovich, she is Mr Dikovich's daughter and went to different Middle School and she is one year younger then him. And she has the crushed on Izuku Midoriya)

She smile dreamily at him, but accidentally touch her hand on soup ladle, she yelp in felt the pain before throwing at the pan setting on fire.

The landlord shut the door. 

And now how the story start now.

Izuku cannot help to keep his eyes to be cautious and defensive stance of the intruders is currently reading of his notebook Heroes for Analyze.

Wally: Ohohohohohohohohoh! Man! This is man, you're really are a nerd! But this is amazing and excepted for this! You're really are the cinnamon roll heroes fanboys! *grins in amusement*

Inner Izuku: What is he doing here? Did he forget my secret identify and should I be happy he like my book? *frown with bit irritated*

Wally: Ohhhh..... Mount Lady huh?.. Man she is hot! *grins with nosebleed*

Inner Izuku: HE SPRAYING MY BOOK!!! AND ALSO HE TOTAL PERV!!! *Terrified tone with reaction looks*

Izuku: Gimme that! *snatch his book from him* You better start talking, who are you now!

Wally: Izuku, baby that not your personality and also.... You such the sweet cinnamon roll. Well you reminded of my besties Nagisa baby. Except he not trapped like you. *mutter in breaking fourth wall*

Izuku: What? *confusion tone and dumbfounded*

Wally: Allowed to introduce myself. My name is Wally Stone, I am the main protagonist soon to be story coming soon of Assassination Classroom x Deadpool, and I have hailed from the Quirkless Zone of Tokyo! *grins*

Izuku: WHAT?! You're from the Quirkless Zone?! *Shock tone in astonished*

Wally: Yep! Damn right, I am! *grins*

Izuku: B-B-But how did you get here?!

Wally: Oh! I kinda smuggled in. *grins answer him*

Izuku: WHAT?! Ho-How did you get here?! That impossible! The Mega Wall built in 1200 meters manned with cannons, heroes and villains are forbidden entering of their society! Some of them need some of the Identify Authorization Access to past through of the wall and also why you're here?! *Shocked and awe tone*

Wally: Well, my Spidey Boy, because I know everything! First of you got bitten by radioactive spider gave you spider puberty! Secondly you beat the shit out of Baku Hoe Bitch was hilarious! Thirdly your uncle die was so sad! *crying* Fourth you got the hottie mystery transfer student who is Black Widow!

Izuku: What? *dumbfounded tone*

Wally: Oops spoiler!  Ignore that one. Also I going need some of your help! 

Izuku: Wh-Wh-Why do you need my helps for that! I just the frie... *cut got headlock*

Wally: Who care! Let go! *pointed his finger in random direction*

Timeskipped brought you by Spideypool!

And now seeing of the high tech jet flew in the air, revealing it's none then other of Deadpool with Spider-Man.

Scene:

https://youtu.be/njgqALr080U

(A/N: Spidey Deku don't do Fourth Wall and also... Wally wearing Red Hood suit)

Deadpool: We're are wearing like Red Hood because we're stole it from him!!!

(Wade: Damn right, it is!!!)

[Morgan Freeman: Yep, we're did. It is law that we're stole from Marvel's rival company suit.)

Spider-Man uses his webs as the parachute to land down on ground safely. As Deadpool releasing of screaming landed roughly on the ground, hearing the sound of cracks.

Deadpool: Fuck! Why shouldn't I use the parachute I stole it from the guys! *cursed*

Spider-Man: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Are you alright?! *Panicked tone*

Deadpool: Yep, yep, yep. I'm fine. I'm super fine.

Spider-Man: You need so... *cut*

Suddenly all the broken body of Deadpool started healing up, as he flipped back to the land.

Deadpool: Tadaaa!!! *Blow the dynamitic*

Spider-Man: Wha-What the?! How! How your body heal up?!

Deadpool: Well my bunny spidey boy. I am Quirkless like you! But also.... I got my power is... The artificial quirk!

Spider-Man: What?! 

Deadpool: Well, funny story for that I...

Suddenly they were interrupted, got ambushed by Taskmaster's goons surrounding them armed with their guns eyes on them.

Deadpool: Oh shit.... Oh shit.... That's not good...

???: Well, well, well, it isn't the little shit head Wally mouth fuckface. *Serious tone*

(Stan: Taskmaster! Power Status: Eye Copy, his quirks allow him to copy of his enemy/opponent's movements using of their weapons and skills to neutralize and attack his enemy!)

Deadpool: Oh! Looks like, we're going battling against of the Sony PS4 video game of Spider-Man! Not the MCU from Black Widow who is the woman! *gleeful smiles*

Taskmaster: What the hell you're talking about? *Annoyed at Deadpool's idiotically and focus Spider-man* So.... You're must be Spider-Man. League heard about you. I gotta say... Their manchild leader is pissed about losing of their agent.

Deadpool: Listen rip off Deathstroke! I know I am but.... Leave my Spidey Boy also this is not yaoi and I'm not gay for him!.... Okay maybe a little. *Breaking fourth wall*

Spider-Man: What?! *Dumbfounded in shocked*

Taskmaster: You're giving me headaches and impatient you little shit... *growled* Men! Arm your guns ready. Kill to them all. *Order tone*

Spider-Man: Huhhhhh.... Deadpool, what we're going to do?

Deadpool: Don't worry! We're gonna get some boot on it! *grins*

Spider-Man: What? *confusion tone*

Before the goons could ready to kill them, suddenly they're heard the sound of diving down in air. Making them glance up, revealing of the large object dropping down to them!

Goon: What the f...

Squish!!!

Deadpool: Yo asshole! I heard you guys like some boots, so I put my own boots on this boots so that I can stomp you! *grins in joking*

Spider-Man: Oh good! I think I'm going to be sick! *gagged struggled to vomit seeing dead bodies*

Taskmaster: Alright, that's it! Kill them all! 

Deadpool: Oh shit.... We're going have some of the battle. Authors! Start the battle and song! *grins and break fourth wall* 

https://youtu.be/pBcehv2Xh8o

Deadpool: Oh yeah! That my jam! *grins*

As the battle begins, Spider-Man dodges from the multiple blasts attempted to shoot him with his spider-senses, counter shoot with the web line sticking on it face before slammed knock out in cold.

He dodge in midair from incoming grunt attempted to charged and counter parried shoot double webs on their chests, before reels his forward to pulling them straight directly at each other and knocking both of them

Deadpool swinging his swords deflecting from incoming blasts attempted to hit him, as he dashes in quick speed before swinging his sword to slashing and cutting like slashing their chests, cutting beheading their heads, chopping their limps likes arms and legs.

And he perform.... Break dancing?!

Deadpool: Breaking dancing!

Taskmaster: Somebody kill that idiot!!!

Goon: I am! I tr..

He was interrupted, jump flipping in midair, before taking out his gun before shooting in head shot!

Deadpool: I'M SO AWESOME!!!

Taskmaster: Idiot! Looks like I have to do it myself! *take out his sword*

Deadpool: Death battle style!

https://youtu.be/vOZKQM5mulo

(Go to mid video of battle)

As Deadpool and Taskmaster floating down in midair, Taskmaster attempted to shoot at Deadpool but misses few them but luckily shot his nut!

Deadpool: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! My baby family jewel! *scream in pain* 

His 'part' slammed on Taskmaster's face

And then....

https://youtu.be/4PnUfYhbDDM

Taskmaster: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Disgusting! *Screamed in disgusted*

Deadpool: Ahahahahahahaha.... Take that! Ass face! *taunted*

As they're landed roughfully on the ground rolling. Spider-Man notices finished his enemy webbing them up. He rushes to his aid.

Spider-Man: You okay, man?

Deadpool: Yep! Okay in 100 percent! *thumb up with dislocated arm*

Spider-Man: Okay.... I think I'm going be hurled... *gagged in disgusted*

Deadpool: Yes, you get use to i... Wait! What does this one do! *notice the button before pressed*

https://youtu.be/7guNNC2QEKo

Making Spider-Man flinched in terrified and Deadpool unfazed, but knowing what he did.

Spider-Man: Deadpool.... What did you just do?

Taskmaster: You idiot, he set up with the bomb! 

Spider-Man: A bomb!

Deadpool: Ohhhhhh!!! That how it is! *thoughtful looks*

Taskmaster: I had a contact with my client using the bomb to killing of All Might with the gamma radioactive! And now that idiot pressed! Welp you all gonna die, see ya later shitheads! *flew with his jet*

Spider-Man: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! What we're going to do?! *Scared tone*

Deadpool: There one thing to do... *Teleport on the boot* Get on this big ass boot! *pointed*

Spider-Man: How that going to WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORrrrrrrkkkk!!! *Screaming*

Deadpool: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!

(Pretend that Deadpool with Spider-Man on big ass boot and ignore the footsoldiers)

And they're finally luckily escaped of the explosion from the radioactive gamma and hiding protecting their body in the giant boot.

Timeskipped

And now seeing of the old man is currently in is boat doing of the fishing. He looks at the star seeing of the falling object.

Old Man (Stan Lee): Huh, that must be the shooting star! I wish...

(Stan Lee's cameo count: 2!)

In random direction, the boot flew down landed rough fully on the beach filled with garbage before creating of the large shockwave blown of sand.

The abandoned beach is the Takoba Municipal Beach

Deadpool: Wooooo!!! That was awesome! What you think? *ask in gleeful*

Spider-Man's body trembling in shaking, before he hopped out of the giant boot. Feeling of the gagged, before pull up leaving his mouth out.

He poke out of vomit. 

Deadpool: Oh man, I wanted vomit too. You going like your future wife/girlfriend Uraraka!

Spider-Man: Wh-Who?!

Deadpool: Oops! Spoiler and foreshadowing! Also here. *tosses a documents*

Spider-Man: What is this?

Deadpool: This is the files of documents about of someone who can help to investigating some of the crimes and villains never stop. *Serious tone*

Spider-Man: But... But why are you helping me?

Deadpool: Why? Because you're my bestie! Super Besties Forever! SBF! *grins*

Spider-Man: What? *dumbfounded and confusion tone*

Deadpool: Well, will you excuse me. I better go back to my section zone where I live. Otherwise there will be wars break out. This bad boy of the big foot is the first generation of the giant robot during of First Quirks and Quirkless War! 

Spider-Man: Wait, what do you mean that? And also that thing... I recognized it! It is Sentin...

*BOOM!!!*

He was interrupted by the giant boot flew in air.

Deadpool: SEE YA SPIDEY BUNNY BOY!!! NOW UP TO.... FIND SOME FUCKING FRANCIS!!! *Shouted in hatred and crazy* BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Izuku pull down his mask.

Izuku: This guy..... Is so weird.... And he kinda cool. *can't help to smiles and realization* Oh crap! Mom and nee san going be worried I going home late soon!

He shoot out of web swinging.

Meanwhile at unknown Bar

Seeing of the rough man drinking alone on the table. Seeing of the multiple injury men got hurt and knock down. Until he got phone call.

???: Hello, oh Mariko. What that? Miko can't spend with her friend can't home soon. *Sigh* Don't worry, I be.... *sniffing in wary* Hang on, I got some guy behind my guys. Don't worry I be home soon. Bye.

Seeing of the biker thug take out of the knife going to sneak attack behind him. While the beard man let out growl. He clenches his hand into ball of fist and then....

Blades of claws pop out from his knuckle.

???: Bring it on,.... Bubs. *rough tone*

End of Chapter 5

Next Chapter: Can't I have some of the days off not having Rhino behind my back!!!