Actual Crack:

Psycho-Chan: *shoving potatoes in my bag* Fries......

Sasha: Where are you going with my babies!

Eren: *on a wrecking ball* I CAME IN LIKE A POKéBALL!!!! ENCAPSULATING AS I FALL!!!!

Psycho-Chan: (・_・;)

Levi: Come back here you brat!

Armin: MARRY ME!!!!! *trying to propose horse face*

Psycho-Chan: I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS YAOI!

Horse face: *screams like little girl*