Question:

If you were to be insulted by someone, what creative insult would you choose?

You rhombus!
I can't believe you did this... You'll always be a zucchini!
Mugrat.
Oh, you're all little onions!
You're an awful trapazoid.
Get out more, ground hog.
You look like a hairless rat.
Ugly little stinker.
Frayed cord!