Dashawn: AHAH! I DID IT! I BROKE ALABS RECORD!

Alab: Dude.

Dvir: so... You ate 60 egg omelettes just to beat his record?

Alab: you fucking choked on the last one.

Dashawn: I DON'T CARE! I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Dvir: the one you choked on was the last one. You tied. You are lying on a hospital bed for nothing.