Suengho ( heterosexual as Jean-Claude is poor. No money haha-): Why are all the hot girls lesbian?

Ally( another Hetero): Why are all the cute boys gay?

Bailey ( Les): Why are all the Nice girls straight? ( please, it's not the subreddit)

Alec ( you know children) : why are all the cute boys straight?

Kai: Why do I want to fuck everybody?

Chidi, an asexual: Um.. Do you need a therapist... Or something?

I'm not sure if this is the actual sexualities of them but I'm sure on Kai, Chidi, Alec, and suengho-