" "Well, that was exiting." Mr. Peasant commented as trotted away. 

He had heard there was a trading center on the other side of the woods, and he set off for there. It was still night, so Mr. Peasant was having trouble seeing. He had already crashed through many bushes, and had tripped over a lot of roots. He saw the distant glimmer of water, and ran over to it.

It was very wide, and swift-moving river.

"Well, I guess I'll have to swim." Please keep in mind he was still wearing some very heavy armor.

He found a ridge that jutted out over the river. He climbed up, took a deep breath, and jumped in. 

And sank to the bottom. 

His heavy armor was like an anchor, dragging him down. He couldn't breathe, the water was everywhere. Then, suddenly, an odd laugh.

"MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Again!!! Mr. Peasant saw a yellow sponge floating towards him. It was wearing a fast-food chain hat, and had buck-teeth. What the-? 

Suddenly, the sponge pressed himself against Mr. Peasant's face, and, he could breathe! " Hello sir," the sponge chirped in a high-pitched voice," I saw you drowning, and just HAD to help!!!! I'm Spongebob!

Mr. Peasant then realized that he was on the bank of the river. Spongebob slid back into the water, "Goodbyyy-eee! It was lovely meeting you!" he called as he went back under the water.

 Mr. Peasant spoke aloud to himself."Um, I have no idea what just happened, but hey! I'm still alive! Now, where should I go to conquer? Hehehehehehehehehheerherherehrherherhehrher!" 

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If u don't know who Spongebob is, I feel so sorry for you.

And if u don't like his show, DISHONOR ON YOU!!!!