"So, Parker, Since you claim to know so much, why don't you explain something simple? Like- Oh. The difference between our education systems in America and Britain."  The teacher said and peter grinned.

He stood up and went to the front of the class.

Then- In a absolutely flawless accent- he began speaking.

"Yes well, I much prefer the United Kingdom's education system. You see, They use a more connected method of teaching that I find incredibly fascinating and accurate. Did you know their grading system is 100-70 is an A? Our 'Average' Is their A. Which means they spend more time on teaching rather then speaking." He said and the teacher looked uncomfortable.

"Oh and also-" he said and paused dramatically.
"Their English is much more elegant than our rubbish." He said and bowed dramatically walking out of the school