---6 years later---

I looked very closely at the academy.

That boy better get his headband today.

I've taught him so much! Like how to perfect that sexy jutsu of his....

I walked threw the doors of the building to where naruto's class is.

The first thing I saw when I walked in his class was naruto kissing a boy.

"Hey naruto! Why didn't you ever tell me you liked guys!" I shouted.

Naruto pulled back looking very very angry.

Hehehe.

He sat back down in his seat and crossed his arms glaring at the boy.

Almost every single girl in the classroom were freaking out.

They were making sure the boy, apparently named saskue, was okay and making sure to glare holes into naruto.

What the hell happened?

I walked over to naruto and sat down on his desk and looked at him.

"Hi, stupid-kun." I said sweetly.

"Go away Ketei." he mouthed.

"Nope. After that I gotta stay. I wanna know what happens next! " I said excitly.

"Will the couple forever be shunned by fangirls or will they stick together in eternal love?" I said sarcastically.

"Find out next time on stupid-kun!"

Naruto sighed.

I knew I wasn't making things easier for him.

Oh, see now I feel guilty.

"Naruto, I'm sorry. How bout I make it up too you by.... Kissing any person in this class!"

He grinned.

"Okay. Saskue." he mouthed.

I gasped.

"Please, anyone but him! Why must you be so cruel!?" I said melodramaticly pulling a hand to my forehead.

That saskue kid looked like one of those types. The ones that had the girls faint over him. I hate those types.

"Just go do it." he whispered.

"Fine. I'll go kiss the little bitch. "

I trudged right over to saskue kissed him straight on the lips.

Then I walked right through him back to naruto, who looked like he had won the lottery.

"What! " I yelled.

"I know it killed you to do that ketei-chan. " he whispered.

I flipped him off.

"Fuck you naruto."

He just grinned.

He had gotten used to me a long time ago.

Naruto has been, sadly to say, my only friend in a long time.

I've known him for 6 years.

We met when he was six years old.

Ever since that day we've been best friends.

What's sad is that I'm his only friend and I'm a ghost.

Shows how lonely a person can get.

He learned a long time ago to not talk to me in public unless he whispered or mouthed his words.

People would just say, "Uggh. That kid is just bad news. He's talking to himself, he's crazy."

I would always say some choice words and do some questionable things to those people and make naruto smile.

I felt sorry for the kid.

I also admit that I might have caused the village some trouble by what I taught him.

The list goes on like, pranking, talking loud, cursing, being disrespectful, blah blah blah....

I lost track like two years ago.

One thing I did not inspire I'm glad to say, is that god forsaken catchphrase. "Believe it!"

It makes me want to die again!

Today is naruto's test to get his headband.

Like I said before, he better make it.

He went up to front of the class and was asked to create a shadow clone.

And he does the sexy jutsu.

"That's my boy, stupid-kun!" I shouted jumping up and down on sakura's desk.

I'm so proud!

For some werid reason though his teacher doesn't have the same reaction as me.

He had fallen down and his nose was bleeding.

"Feel the mighty power of dead girl! " I screamed.

I jumped down off the desk and started punching him.

It didn't matter if my punches went right through him.

"Ha, Ha! Take that you little titty bitch!"

Naruto was too busy trying not to laugh at me to notice that the teacher had gotten up and looked very disappointed.

Fuck, man. He did that jutsu perfectly!

It's not naruto's fault that you just can't take the full power of awesomeness.

I kicked him in the balls.

It's at times like this I wish I could touch people.

Hehehe. Bad thoughts again...

The teacher made him do it again, this time normally.

Ruin all my good teaching would you!

I've taught him life lessons you couldn't teach him!

Like how to make the perfect spitball!

This type of information is not easy to come by!

I worked my ass off on that technique.

Naruto did what the teacher said and then made the worst freaking clone ever.

See. I'm the better teacher.

He could do the sexy justu perfectly.

Shows how amazing I am.

"Sorry, naruto." he said.

"You didn't pass."

"You little lambfucker!" I shouted at the teacher.

After class had ended naruto sulked his way over to the swings.

"Hey stupid-kun you alright?"

"I guess."

"I guess is not an answer."

"No, then."

"Come on let's go eat ramen. "

"You don't eat ketei-chan."

"Well then, let's go watch you eat. I'm trying to be nice here. Cherish it while it lasts."

"Okay." he said with a smile.

I did a backflip through a tree then just to see naruto's reaction.

"I'll never get used to that." he said.

"I know. That's why I do it. "

Then I grabbed his hand and ran towards the ramen...