-21 seconds later-

I tuned back into reality to see I had been missing out on some good stuff.
Commotion at the front of the doors.

I spotted Tenten and Neji near my entourage and sighed.

And I forgot to say hello to Tenten and Neji! I actually liked those guys from my invisible days when I stalked people in naruto's class.

Eh, I'll do it later. Well, I'll let them introduce themselves first because I would just come off as a stalker if I went up to them and acted like we've known each other for years.

Something like, "Hi guys, my name's Ketei. I'm sorta a zombie right now - without the whole brain eating shabang - that used to be a ghost and I stalked you for a while so I know a lot about you. "

"Oh, you want to beat my ass? Alrighty then, just trying to be friendly over here. "

90% chance it would go down like that.

"You think we're being mean? We're actually going easy on you. If you think we're bad then the exams will crush you! " a dude I don't care about said.

"Cool speech. Get out of the way. And while you're at it, reverse the genjutsu. This is only the second floor. " Sasuke said.

Smarty pants.

"Isn't that right, Sakura? You probably saw it even before me. You are our sharpest mind after all. " Sasuke said.

Says who! Wait a millisecond.

He's trying to make her feel important isn't he? What about me?

Guess I'll have to wait my turn...

I waited for Sasuke to say something cool about me to make me feel better about all this but I wasn't hearing anything.

I have been moved to a level under sakura's.

Someone buy me an island I can move to and become a prophetic hermit on.

I sighed.

"So you noticed the genjutsu huh? Let's see if you can notice this!" the guy said and ran towards Sasuke.

He would've hit the newest member of my imaginary band Darkness, Mystery, And Crappy Poetry if a certain someone hadn't have jumped between the two.

Wait, is that.....

LEE!!!!!!!

"I thought you said you weren't going to blow our cover! " Neji shouted.

"I'm sorry but... " he said and looked to Sakura.

No, look at me Lee!
Over here!

"Sakura-chan, please be my girlfriend! I promise to protect you with all my life and soul! You are so youthful! " he said.

What the fuck?

I said come over here!

Not confess your undying love to the Timbuktu forehead bitch!

"Uh, I don't really know you and I don't really like you so... " she said.

Lee's face immediately turned to one of utter defeat.

Lee, your senpai has noticed you! She's right over here! Now return the favor and notice me!

FYI, I'm a HUGE fan of Lee's. Dude's my spirit animal. I think I stalked him for about three months just because I found him so intresting.

As my team and their team got to know each other some more, I tiptoed my way over to Lee.

"Hello." I said quietly and looked down at my shoes neverously.

Good god, I'm acting like a high ponytail school girl who wants to share a bento box.

He turned around with a smile.

"Yes? " he asked.

"Lee, I am your biggest fan! I am in love with your devotion to youth! Be my sensei! Please don't shoot me down like sakura did to you - just saying, she totally did - I want you to teach me your wisdom!!!" I shouted.

His face lit up like fireworks on new years eve.

"Yes, of course my youthful new friend!" he said and hugged me.

Now I'm going to skip the next minute or so because all it was, was a montage of us spinning around in circles as flowers and unicorns fell down from the sky.

Good stuff, but it gets boring after a while.

We had gone inside and while I was busy off in a cupcake covered la la land, life was continuing without me.

"Ketei! " Naruto said and started shaking my shoulder.

"What!" I shouted, very angry because my la la land is pretty awesome and I don't like being disturbed while I am riding an imaginary rollercoaster ride called "Shinigami Crapped His Pants On This One".

"Ketei, Lee and Sasuke are about to fight! " Naruto said.

Wait what.

"Stupid, hold my imaginary earrings! I've gotta see this! " I said.

"Wait, your not gonna try to stop them! "

"Hell no. I'm going to savor this while it lasts." I sat and took a seat down.

I really need to carry a thing of popcorn around with me. It never seems to be there when I need it.

"So... " I said and began taking a bite of my imaginary popcorn.

"Why didn't you do anything stupid?"

He pffted.

"He said he didn't wanna fight me. That he'd rather fight him. "

"Makes sense. Duckbutt is a better fighter than you. " I said.

"Ketei! "

"What? Just being honest. Don't mean I like it but stupid, truth is truth. " I said.

I saw duckbutt go towards Lee but Lee easily dodged him.

"Spirit animal, ROAR! " I shouted.

I tried to keep watching on after that but... I'm bored.

Usually a fight fuels my boredom but not now. I just something could happen to completely take my mind off the current situation like-

"Hey Ketei. " I heard a familiar voice say from within my brain matter.

"Gahh! " I shouted making sa-curry (Bleh. That pun wasn't even punny. It wasn't even a pun.) and Naruto look over in my direction.

I shook my hand at them playfully.

"Oh, don't mind me! I'm just... playing twister in my head and fell on my arm. Nothing to worry about! " I said.

They just shrugged it off as one of my many "quirks."

Okay, mindspeak time!

*cracks mental knuckles*

"Why are you talking to me, Kon! How are you talking to me? " I mind shouted.

"I live here now, remember? That whole this land is your land, this land is my land agreement back there put the official stamp down on things if my memory serves me right." kon said.

"Kon, don't get all sassy diva on me. That's my thing, not yours." I said.

"Okay. You're right about that. But I have reasons to be defensive... " he mumbled.

"This is really werid. Like more than usual werid. It's gonna take me a while to get used to this. " I said.

"Sorry. But I had no choice. It was either your head or the between. " Kon said.

"What's the between? "

"No ghosts have told you about it? "

"Look around Kon. We're a bit of a minority here. " I said.

"You're wrong. We're everywhere. You just can't see us. "

"Why not? And...How!" I shouted.

"You're quite the anomaly. There's no one in this entire world like you."

"Stop it with the pick up lines, Kon. "

"I'm not trying to be in a romantic relationship with you, Ketei. Besides, you're not my type anyways."

"What is your type? " I said.

"I like little girls." he said.

"Oh god. I'm just going to pretend that I didn't hear that. " I said.

"I didn't mean it like that! I meant short! But anyways, back to what I was saying... There is a veil in this world. An iron curtain that divides the living and the dead. But there is also a certain place called the between. Guess where that is. Usually when people die they cross over to the other side of the veil but sometimes... Problems occur. People either being stubborn and not wanting to leave, people with unfinished business, and people who simply wandered off and became lost. "

"Which one are you? " I said.

"My true form is that of a farmer who lived in the mountains. One day, I choked on a piece of bone in my rabbit stew and died. I didn't realise I was dead for a while and accidentally wandered off the path. But I still had enough common sense to not wander all the way into the between. " Kon said.

"You choked on rabbit stew! Everyone knows you don't eat rabbits, you just kill them! They are highly intelligent little shits that are plotting to take over the world, Kon! They probably targeted you for killing one of their own and assassinated you! " I said.

"You make it sound like I was important in life. I was just a simple farmer who accidently let a small bone fall into the stew." he said.

"Nope. I swear I'm right. These evil hopping animals must be stopped one day! "

"Why did it have to your head I latched onto? " Kon said.

"Don't know. Maybe you were just attracted to my awesome. " I said.

"Or tricked by a egotist fool. " he retorted.

"Shut up or I'm upping your rent. "

"Isn't it such a lovely day outside? " Kon said.

"LEE! " I heard someone shout, breaking my concertration.

What's happening with Lee!

I rubbed my eyes and stood up observing what was in front of me.

Sasuke was lying on the floor with Sakura holding him, Lee was freaking out, and Naruto looked to be having an internal shit fit himself. Either that or someone just said they're giving out free ramen and he couldn't have any.

Okay, me. I've told you a thousand times but you still don't seem to get the picture.

STOP! ZONING! OUT!

And there's a giant turtle. Great. Just great.

Sensei? " Lee said.

The turtle's a teacher?

"I didn't know turtle's could talk! Believe it! " Naruto shouted.

I flicked him on the nose.

"You're cruising for a bruising mister. " I said, in the best motherly tone I could do.

I still hate those two words.

"Sensei, did you see the entire fight? " Lee said uncomfortably.

The turtle nodded whilst glaring cherry bombs into Lee's subconscious.

I didn't know turtles could glare. Believe it or not.

"You knew that move was forbidden and yet you still attempted to do it. You do know the punishment for this, right? " the turtle said with the voice of a 30 years and counting smoker.

"Yes. I do sensei..." Lee said.

"Okay, then. Come out Gai-Sensei!"

All of a sudden a strange man in a tutu popped out from under the turtle with giant fucking eyebrows the size of Naruto's ramen stash and a smile that gave me the creeps.

So, his punishment is him?

That's cruel.

"Lee, I'll protect you! " I said and ran over by him.

"Protect me? Why would you need to do that Ketei? " Lee said.

"Scary dude in a tutu pops out from the abyss of creepy turtle ass with eyebrows that look like they ate a small baby! Is it not sane to run like the apocalypse is biting your ankles! " I said.

"Hey, everyone! What's shaking! " Gai said and struck a pose.

I fell down to the ground and hugged it.

"Just put me out of my misery. Please. " I said.

"His eyebrows are so alive! I think they might actually be alive!" Naruto said.

I stood up from the ground.

"You wanna know something, stupid? I love things like sporks. They remind me of you. Fucking pointless when brought up but very useful in the end. " I said and fistbumped him.

"You two! Don't insult Gai-Sensei! He is one of the greatest ninja ever! " Lee said.

"Eyebrows. " was all I said. And that was all it took for me and Naruto to burst out in a fit of giggles.

Lee visibly fumed.

"At least he's better than you!" Lee shouted.

Ow. That hurts. I thought we were good, Lee.

We danced around in circles together. You agreed to teach me your youthful lifestyle. I stalked you for a while. We had it going good.

And besides, I was just stating the obvious...

"That's enough, Lee." Gai said.

I grabbed Naruto's hand and pulled him close so I could whisper in his ear.

"I think we kinda won this one stupid. " I said with a proud smirk.

"Uh-huh... " he said as I backed away.

I saw his face was bright red.

"Stupid, why are you blushing?" I asked.

He blushed even deeper.

"Uh, well, no reason... " he said.

"Alright. But just so you know, your face is starting to resemble a tomato. " I said.

"Oh, really? " he said and covered his face with his hands.

I wonder why he's being so shy all of a sudden?

Hmm.

Guess that's just Naruto being Naruto.

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A/N
Question time! : What is the worst anime you've ever seen?
(School Days. *shudder*)