Okay, go time.

Who looks smart?

Naruto?

Finger up his nose. Nope.

Sasuke? He thinks sakura is better than me. No.

Gaara? Stare....

Okay, bye.

Ugh, is there anybody in here I can cheat off of!

Wait a second.

Can I still possess people!

"Dimwit. " Kon scoffed.

"What are you talking about. " I said.

"Once you start to become a physical being, you lose that ability. Basically put, you've already got a body so everyone else is off limits. " Kon said.

"Man, it would've really been useful right now! "

Then, I had another idea.

"Kon, you don't have a body do you? " I said.

"I don't. Why? "

"Can you find the answers for me from the people in this class? " I said.

"I can but... "

"But what! This is a matter of life and death here! "

"Your situation is not that dire. " Kon said.

"Whatever. "

"The reason I said but, is because I could be giving you the wrong answers. " Kon said.

"Wrong answers are better than no answers." I said.

"If we all used that logic, zero's on tests are better than no test at all. " Kon said.

Gah.
He got me.

"Do it anyways. " I said.

"Okay, but when you fail... " he said and I felt a werid tugging feeling that lasted for only about a second.

"You ready? " Kon said.

"For what? "

"I have the answers. "

"That quick! "

"Yes. Number one... "

"Okay, okay! Just give me a second!" I said and began writing down all the answers that Kon gave me.

"We make such a good team, Kon. You know what! We should become a rapping duo. K Daddy and Dirty Ketei. Our best hit would be something like kawaii ass motherfuckers. I can see it now, the shining lights, the shouts of praise... "

"You're delusional. " Kon said.

"Hey-"

"Shut up. I just saw something. "

Saw something? I looked around the room in confusion.

"What'd ya see? " I said.

"Look. " Kon said.

Kon - using his mystical fucking ghostbear powers - directed my eyes over to a werid looking dude sitting in the classroom.

"I think his name's kabuto. " Kon said.

"Why is he relevant? " I asked.

"I don't know. But he just had a look in his eyes that made me feel suspicious. Be careful around him, Ketei. " Kon said.

"Oooh, is that worry I hear in your voice? "

"Yes, Ketei, it is. I care about your safety, okay? "

"Thanks... Kon. Really. "

I snapped out of my mind dialogue just in time for Mr. TALKS-LIKE-HE-WANTS-TO-BREAK-THE-SOUND-BARRIER to tell us all to put down our pencils.

"Before the last question, I have one last rule for you all. If you answer the next question wrong then you all will never be allowed to take the chunin exams ever again. "

Wait. Ever?

Holy shit, he said the E word...

"If you quit now though, you'll have the chance to become chunin next year. Is there anyone who wants to leave? "

People began to raise their hands and leave the room.

I stared at my hands.

Should I?

Shut up, Ketei. That's not like me.

Run away from adventure?

Screw that.

And besides...

I looked at my teammates and smiled.

Those idiots need me to give em a hard time.

I saw naruto raise up his hand and stood up from my chair.

"No, S-"

"Don't underestimate me! I don't quit and I don't run away! You can't scare me off with that tough guy act! I don't care if I'm stuck a genin for the rest of my life because I know, I'll still be hokage someday! " Naruto shouted to the class.

I sat down in my seat, stunned.

Stop doing cool things, stupid. That's my turf.

But still...

"Are you sure? " Ibiki said.

"Yes. " Naruto said.

People stopped raising their hands and walking away.

I looked at the slingshot on my arm and remembered Hidikan for a moment.

Naruto is really starting to act like him.

"Alright then. I guess there's nothing left for me to do but... Pass you all! " Ibiki shouted.

Huh?

I stood up from my seat, shaking like a puppy left out in the rain in the middle of winter.

"You mean to tell me that you made me worry like that for no reason than to weed out all the wussies! I really.... I really... "

"What? " someone shouted at me.

"Love you, Ibiki-Sensi!" I shouted.

I got some werid looks for that.

"But what about the tenth question!"

"There never was one." Ibiki said.

Groans of relief and anger came from all around the room.

I just grinned.

I like getting trolled. Call me a masochist but it keeps me on my toes.

I stood on my seat and let out a victory cry.

Finally, this stupid test is over and I can home and watch some ble-

A rock burst threw the window and I fell off my chair and onto the floor.

"You guys ready for the second part of the test! "

I forgot... More bullshit.

Naruto ran over to me and helped me up.

"Thanks stupid. " I said.

"I'm Anko Mitarashi! Come on everybody, let's go! " Anko said, waving her arms around like she was at the front seats at a concert for crazy chicks.

"You're early. Again. " Ibiki said and Anko blushed furiously.

"Stupid, maybe if we we're quiet we can sneak out without anyone noticing us... " I whispered to Naruto.

He just laughed at me.

I grabbed a hold of his cheeks and pinched them.

"Why are you laughing? " I demanded.

"Kcutsemohtrolliglk!"

I let go of his cheeks.

"I was saying, it's funny because Ketei would never say something like that. "

"What do you mean? "

"Ketei doesn't give up and she doesn't run away. " Naruto said.

I blushed deeply and smacked his shoulder.

"Hmp, you don't know. I could say it.... Sometimes. " I said which made Naruto laugh again.

"Urgh! Stop laughing! " I shouted and pinched his cheeks again.

"Listen up! " I heard Anko shout to the class and let go of Naruto's cheeks.

"You worms have had it easy so far, but things are going to be different tommorow morning! I'll let your team leaders know where you're supposed to meet me. Dismissed for today! "

Well, time to pack my bags and get ready for hell.

I put my arm around Naruto and grinned.

"I wonder stupid.... If it's against any rules to cheat next time. " I said.

"I don't know. "

"Well, let's find out shall we? " I said and winked.

"Stop ruining him, Ketei." kon said.

"I'm not ruining. I'm... Instructing. "

"Whatever. " he said.

Then I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I turned around to see Duckbutt with his - as usual - constipated face.

"Whatdaya want? " I said.

"What do you know about my brother? "

A/N : This chapter was a little on the short side but the next one will be MUCH longer. I think my writers block is just about gone. Also, maybe I'm doing this too much, but thank you guys for your support with this story!
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