---next day---

I walked into naruto's classroom today to see he was wearing a headband.

Where the hell did he get that?

I wouldn't be surprised if he had stolen it from someone.

I went up to him and sat on his desk and looked at him.

"So who'd you steal the headband from?" I said.

"I didn't steal it." he mouthed.

"So you passed!" I said excitly.

"Yeah. Believe it!" he whispered.

I smacked him on the head.

"Of course I believe it you idiot!" I shouted.

He rubbed his head and got a few strange looks from people that eventually shrugged and went back to doing what they were doing.

I stood up on his desk and grinned.

"Everyone, my boy stupid here has passed! I am so fucking proud right now that I wish that you could all hear me so you would know! Stupid is amazing!" I said and then bowed.

I sat back down and yawned.

"That would've made me feel a lot better ketei-chan, if you hadn't called me stupid the whole time." naruto whispered.

"But stupid is your name..." I whined.

He just grinned and sighed at me.

Then the teacher went all into the teams choosing and stuff.

I'm bored.

I went up to the teacher and starting mocking him.

"And today's lesson will be about blah blah blah and we will be learning blah blah blah and I look like I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis, blah blah blah!" I said.

Naruto snickered.

"Woo hoo! Point one for dead girl!" I shouted.

See, me and naruto have this little game we play called, try to make the other one laugh as much as we can.

I am the undefeated champion!

Naruto stuck two pencils up his nose and stared at me with a goofy grin.

I burst out laughing.

He held up one finger.

I went up to sakura and sat beside her.

"A day in the thoughts of sakura's head... I wonder what type of cologne saskue wears, should I spy on him through his window again tonight, if Ino tounches my saskue-kun I will kill her!, I wonder what me and saskue's kids will look like..." I said sarcastically.

Naruto laughed.

"Two points! " I screamed.

"Put that in the hokages pipe and smoke it! " I shouted in naruto's face.

He laughed again.

"Three points! We're on a roll here people!"

Finally, the sensi, *cough* baka *cough* , said the team naruto would be put on.

"And team 7 will consist of Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Saskue Uchica."

Hehehe. This is intresting.

"Hey naruto, you and your boyfriend are on the same team! " I shouted.

He just put his head down and sulked.

"Oh and the cotton candy bitch too!" I laughed.

Then he sat up with hearts in his eyes.

Uggh. When was he going to get over that girl.

She's heartless, stupid, and her number one goal in life is have nineteen kids and counting with Mr. Duckbutt over there.

I just hope naruto finds someone who will treat him right, he deserves more.

Okay, enough with the plans for the future stuff.

It's kinda annoying considering I have no future.

I jumped up and screamed.

"We're on a team together naruto!" I shouted.

"You're not on the team, Ketei-chan. You're not even an official ninja." he whispered.

"So what? I'll be like the.. Unofficial member!"

He facepalmed.

"Now come on stupid-kun. We have to go get ready to meet our new sensi. I just hope this new one isn't such a killjoy... And can take a nosebleed on a regular basis."

He grinned at that.

We went into this room with the two others and waited.

"Hey naruto, why don't you prank the teacher!" I said.

"Good idea, Ketei-chan." he mouthed.

He then got to work at placing a chalkboard eraser over the door so that it would fall on the new sensi's head.

Good job naruto.

"He's never gonna fall for that naruto!" sakura said.

"Well how do you know, miss-i-can-suddenly-tell-the-future-now?" I said.

Then the teacher walked through the door and the eraser fell on his head.

"My first impression of you is... that you're all idiots." he said.

I clapped.

"I like him! " I shouted.