Well, that was interesting...

I finally figured out how I died.

I am invincible!

I stood up and began walking back.

Not even me can defeat me!

I'm a gangsta motherfucka!

You know what I think this calls for?

You guessed it.

A musical performance!

I spun myself around and bowed.

"I finally found out how I died, think I probably should've cried, but ghosts don't have tear ducts! " I sung.

I started to do a square dance.

"Met a dude named itchy, his brother always acts so bitchy, and I think emo runs in the family! "

"I'm a fighter not a lover, I like to watch to watch people suffer, well, except for stupid. "

I stopped dancing.

"How did he get under my skin, why did I ever let him in, am I just a ghost to him? "

I twirled around quickly.

"Every time I see him I smile, even if only for a little while, sometimes he doesn't feel like a friend.... "

I covered my mouth.

Did I just say that!

I think I did...

"Shut up Ketei it'd never work, and who could like me I'm berserk, but still I, I... "

Can't say it.

Okay, no more singing.

I tried to put on a straight stoic expression but I couldn't.

So, I gave up and ran back to grumpy drunk's house with a huge smile on my face.

Well not completely back.

I found me, after about 21 minutes,trudgeing my way through the old forest, trying to remember how to get back.

I looked around at the trees surrounding me and smiled remembering....

-Flashback-

"Stupid! Don't do it! " I shouted.

"Don't worry, Ketei-chan! " naruto said hanging upside down from the side of the bridge.

Usually I was all for it when naruto did something stupid but every time he leans lower and lower from that bridge, I get more and more worried that he might fall.

Wait, why should I even care if he dies. Then we could be ghosts together...

But then, I'd still lose him.

And everyone else would lose him. I know they don't really like him that much right now but, maybe, I can help naruto out with that.

He needs more friends than me.

If he gains their rescept then maybe they'd talk to him and find out that's he's not just a stupid class clown.

Maybe they'll see him how I see him.

"Stupid, stop it! " I shouted.

He kept edging closer off the bridge laughing at me.

"I said stop. " I said darkly.

He still kept going.

"STUPID, get your ass off the side of that bridge right now, before I rip your throat out and drink pina colada's from it! " I screamed venomously.

He froze in his place and slowly edged his way off the bridge until he stood on the middle of it.

"And don't even think about doing that ever again. I will end you. Then I will find a way to bring you back to life just so I can torture the stupid out of you. "

"Sorry, Ketei-chan.... " he said with his head down.

I kicked him in the shins.

"Ow, Ow! " he said, jumping around holding his leg.

"What was that for!?" he yelled.

I laughed.

"For being an idiot. " I said.

"But I said I was sorry!"

"Sorry doesn't mean anything to me. Only sorry's with kicks work. " I said.

"Why?" naruto whined.

I jumped up on the side of the bridge.

"Because, it makes me feel more relaxed. " I said.

"Hurting me relax's you! "

"Yeah. So? "

"Shdghdtgfserhvdff! "

He can't even...

I jumped off the bridge and slapped him, then grabbed his hand.

"Punch me. " I said.

He stared at me flabbergasted.

"What? " he said.

"Just do it you idiot. "

He punched me in the face.

It didn't hurt at all.

I can't feel anything except for a slight headachey feeling.

"Did that make you feel any better? "

"It kinda did. "

"But remember naruto, violence never solves anything. " I said.

"What! You're always solving everything with it!"

"I don't solve anything with it. I use it to help. You wanna know what solves everything for me? " I said.

"What? "

"Two things. Fear of failure and you. " I said.

His mouth dropped open.

"See, stupid, whenever you get hurt or bullied I can't stand it. I try to help in any way when I can. You're my motivation. You are the reason I'm not some depressed ghost going around haunting titty bitches. When I'm around you, I'm usually doing something un boring. "

"Ketei, are you joking? "

"No. I'm always dead serious. I don't know why you think I'm so funny. "

He smiled.

"Ugh, can we stop being so emotional and shit. It's starting to make me uncomfortable." I said.

"Okay. " he said and grabbed my hand and held it.

"Stupid, you know what we should do? "

"What? "

"Put toothpaste in your teachers shoes. And worms in duck butts desk. "

"Ketei, where do all your ideas come from? " naruto asked.

I pokerfaced him.

"That is a secret for me to know and for you to never find out. "

-end of flashback-

That's a secret that I don't even know about. My ideas probably come from the inescapable pit of fucking awesomeness.

Finally, after a lifetime of talking to myself I found grumpy drunk's house again.

I walked through the walls until I found naruto.

He, pinky, duck-but, and strange sensi were all talking together, looking serious.

Well, maybe I should leave...

I started to walk out through the wall again and go find a way to torture some innocent people, when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

I jumped and turned around to see naruto smiling at me.

"Ketei. " he said in a normal tone of voice.

"Stupid, why are you talking to me? The others will find out! " I yelled.

Naruto laughed a little.

"I don't care. " he laughed out.

"What! "

I pushed him down.

"You're so stupid, stupid! Do you wanna get locked up in a nice white room in the funny farm! That's what happens when people start talking to people to invisible nobody's like me! " I shouted.

Naruto laughed again.

"I can't believe it. " he said.

"What! " I yelled.

"Look. " Kakashi said.

"Wait, Kakashi... But the share my burrito isn't... "

I looked at everyone.

They're all stareing at me.

"Holy shit. I'm visible? " I said barely believing the words coming out of my mouth.

Pinky waved her hand.

"Hi! " she said smiling.

I could feel my hands shaking.

"Hmp. " duck but said, glaring at me.

I ran my hand through my hair.

"You guys can hear me? " I said.

"And see you! " sakura said.

I grinned sadistically.

"Well, I haven't introduced myself yet! " I shouted.

I jumped up on the table.

"My name is Ketei. I love making fun of you! So, get ready emo duck ass and you too, stupid pinky bitch! I'm going to make you wish you had never said one mean word to my best friend. Welcome to hell." I said.

And for the first time I saw duck but, cower in fear.