Welcome to the madhouse! Or Cavemanland if you prefer.

This short story was one of the very first that I ever wrote. I believe I was 9 or 10 and it was a project for school. I loved my creation so much that 15 years later, I still have the original copy.

So I decided that it'd be a good idea to unveil this *masterpiece* to the world for the first time ever!

I've fixed any grammatical errors that little me may have had and made some very minor tweaks, so that it can be fully understood. But 99% of it remains the same.

This is by no means the greatest thing you will ever read. But what it is, is a quick, fun, completely random adventure fit for all ages! It also gives a glimpse into the crazy imagination that I've always had, and let's me see how far I've come as a writer.

I hope you enjoy your trip! :)

I would also like to dedicate this story to all the people, pets and places that make our childhoods the best time of our lives.