Written by Wonder (@WonderAvocado3) and Enara (@-devilstxrs), and Marissa (@-LostInJxpan)

Aris Barbie is a platypus.

Not just any platypus, mind you. She is a purple platypus with silver horns and wings.

But despite all that, she acts just like a human would.

Besides her few disadvantages.

She can't read.

She can't eat many human foods.

And she has trouble focusing on one thing for too long.

And she is stubborn as her back left pinkie toe.

But that doesn't stop her from trying to accomplish her dream of becoming the most famous purple platypus there ever lived!

So read on if you're curious about what happens to this little purple platypus...

A/N:

//So this is definitely the shortest chapter. We would like to get one out every day, but if we miss some days, that's because we're also busy with school and family and friends and hobbies and extracurriculars and a LOT of stuff XD
It makes it easier because there's multiple of us writing it. And we already have tomorrow's chapter written, so we're one chapter ahead, so if we ever miss a day, we can still post a chapter! Also, if anyone has any questions about Aris or anything else, please ask! We will answer. Lastly, be prepared for our deleted conversations in future chapters! Because we often talk during chapters about the story and other stuff, there's some funny stuff that we might post! And again, this is NOT just me writing this. If you haven't already done so, please go follow @-devilstxrs and @-LostInJxpan! Thank you all so much for reading, and I hope you enjoy! -Wonder//

//hi hello hi hi im bored so yeah i did not pick the name and i did not want to be a platypus that is wonder and enara's doing do not blame me for the weird stuff they come up with and this is a run on sentence but i don't care so bye enjoy blah blah btw wonder wrote most of it //Yes for this chapter, not for other chapters// i just complained and came up with random ideas that will be in later chapters bai -Marissa//

//Hii so me, Wonder and Marissa are writing this crack book which will probably make no sense im warning you. Its based of a joke about Marissa being a platypus and here it is in book form-ish. Like wonder said, we'll try to post everyday but sometimes that wont be possible -Enara//