Once upon a time, lived the biggest pimp in America... Seth Rollins.

Nah that's cliche. Let's Make him a Fucking loser!

Seth: Hey!

Fine I'll make you a normal man.

Seth: Thank you.

Anyway, This was a Man Named Seth Rollins who lived with His friend Dean Ambrose.

Dean: Sup Chump!

Seth: Hey Dean.

Dean: so whatcha up to?

Seth: Just going to the park gym.

(A/N: There actually IS sort of a gym at the park near me)

Dean: Please try NOT to break your Arm this time.

Seth: I didn't Break it.

Dean: Suuuuuuure ya didn't.

Seth: Whatever. Aren't you having a date tonight?

Dean: You mean Something You never had? Yeah. Becky and I are going out tonight.

Seth: I've had dates.

Dean: Oh yeah? With who?

Seth: Well there was Nikki.

Dean: HA!! You Simp!

Seth smacks Dean upside the head.

Seth: I'm leaving now. And this Time, DON'T tell me how it went.

Dean: I Won't. Lol.

Seth leaves to go to the park to work out.

He goes to the Park's Gym. And he starts his usual 14 pushups.

Later he goes to the many different exercises the gym offers.

???: Impressive.

Seth Looks behind him and he sees....

Seth: Darth Vader?

Darth: What?

He looks behind him

Darth: ohhhh I'm sorry, carry on.

He leaves and Seth sees A young woman walking towards him.

???: As I said, impressive.

Seth: Thank you.

???: But.... I can do better.

Seth: Pfft ha! Nice one. Got another joke?

???: Step aside. Let me take it from here.

She turns on the combat simulator (my park does NOT have this) and was totally kicking ass.

By the time she was done she was completely out of breath.

???: *Pant* *pant* *huff* *puff* Told ya.

Seth: You sure told me. Very good.

???: Thank you. Phew that was quite a work out. Maybe we can meet here again and see if we can one up each other.

Seth: Sounds great. How's tomorrow sound?

???: Awesome. I'm Sasha.

Seth: Seth.

End of Chapter

So... Just going through my usual formula..... For now 😜