I passed by an old skull in the kitchen today. Funny, Halloween was over a month ago.

I always hear shuffling in the basement at night. Which is weird, since the basement is locked every night.

The oven dinged that it was heated to 350 degrees. As I walked over to the oven, I heard muffled screams, but I could never find out where.

The interior decorator came today. He took my wife, but left all the blood.

My dog just asked to go out for a walk.   But I haven't seen him since we buried him a year ago.