"Well, I'm certainly in a predicament aren't I" Canada said. He looked for any possible way to escape His finger is constantly on the trigger, not good. He decided that his best way of escape would be surprising his attacker "A missing RCMP officer would certainly strike some concern" the bartender laughed "Certainly one that works in the government" Canada looked to the bartender's hand, where his I.D. card was now held.

           This dude is sneakier than I thought, well, its now or never. He twisted away from the gun and ducked under a pool table just as the bartender shot. Ok, I can call for help or I could take it on my own. He thought it best to call because he would end up calling them in the end to take the dude away.

         Ring Ring he heard the bartenders footsteps coming closer Ring Ring he knew the bartender had to be a couple steps away by now Ring Rin- "Hello?" a voice sounded from the phone. He looked to see the bartender about to shoot the gun at him when...."Ah! what the f**k?!"

              "Kumanaut!" Canada
cheered, his bear managed to rip the gun from the bartenders hand and send it flying across the floor to Canada "You're welcome who ever you are". Canada picked up the gun only then remembering his call, he picked the phone back up, holding the gun to the bartender making sure his hands were up "Hello?" he asked the phone "Yeah hey! Good thing you're not dead, uh we assumed you needed help so we sent a patrol out to help you" "Great how long will it take for them to get here?" "About 5 minutes give or take" "great bye then" "Bye"

~Time skip brought to you by the forgotten poutine~

           The other RCMP officers arrived at the bar to take away the bartender, "Sir" one of the other officers asked the bartender "We need to see your I.D. or at least have you tell us your name." The bartender grumbled but handed over his I.D. "The name's Harrison Carling" the officer just nodded. He started to walk over to Canada "Great job by the way, you got some impressive skills" Canada just awkwardly laughed "Yeah I guess I do.." "Whats your name?" "Oh uh Matthew...Matthew Williams" the officer nodded "Well, I'm Moritz, uh Kaiser, Moritz Kaiser" Canada nodded "German?" "Yup, you?" "Oh, just Canadian" the two eventually parted ways What a nice guy! Canada thought whilst driving home. 

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                      "What....just happened?" America asked, "No idea..." England said. "That....." Native America said "Was Canada..the true Canada" America started squealing like a little kid "Oh my gosh, why hasn't Mattie told me about this squeeee! He's like a real super hero, except he has no powers, I mean I'm still cooler then him. He can be my sidekick!" "Ve~ Canada is cooler then we thought!" "Indeed, but then why wourd he hide it from us?" "Strategy" Native America said "If he poses himself as a peace keeper and makes it look like he can't do too much harm it doesn't make him seem like an enemy which reduces the chance of getting attacked." Most of the nations nodded in understanding, this was a good tactic after all. MOST of the nations "What..?!" America cried "That makes absolutely no sense my dudes, you need to be big and intimidating so that people don't attack you!" Native America sighed "Well yes, but no, because if someone does attack him they won't be as prepared and Canada will be able to retaliate easily" "Oh.....that's smart!" America said

                       "Is that all?" France asked "Me Spain and Prussia need to go out for our weakly stupid adventure where we either get lost or stuck then call the other nations and this is messing up our schedule." Spain and Prussia just nodded confirming France's statement. "Not quite, I've yet to learn why you ignore him so much" Native America said "What do you mean, Its over we won't ignore that maple bastard anymore let us go!" Romano said. "Watch your mouth grandson of Rome" Native America shot back "You see, he's fading. Canada, which means you'll just forget about him again, no matter how hard you try and it won't be your fault" Native America sighed. 

                      "When a nation is about to fade, they try to erase all memories of them from all minds, human or nation. The country or the personification will have the personification closest to said fading personification take over. This rule only applies when a personification fades but the nation is fine which is why most of you remember your parents" Russia looked at Native America in confusion "Who's they?" Native America tried to avoid eye contact "Us, the ancients multiple "What! Why?!"s rang out across the room "Its like a law, now that we are dead we are responsible for the workings behind the personifications, birth and death. Its an unwritten law of the universe, we don't understand it but we have to"

                    The Nations felt bad, really bad. America spoke up "How can we help". His voice wasn't curious or child like but serious and concentrated. Native America turned to her son "I...I'm not sure, but, perhaps some divine intervention could help". "What do you mean?" Asked China "Well, we could add notes and leave hints about Canada and if he's about to fade again". "What now?" Asked Spain. "Well, we'll bring Canada here" 

"What in the name of Maple?!"

(A/N) Yay! I remade the chapter and its actually good! I reread some parts of the book and I think I got this back on course. My plan is to finish this book for the summer and then do a sequel to this that focuses on the RCMP. What do you think about that? Actually ima do a poll

Do a sequel that focuses on RCMP

Do another book