I looked up at Gil and raised my arms, signaling that I wanted to be picked up. Gil got the message as he scooped me up and placed me on the kitchen counter. Silence wafted through the air as we looked for our words. I kinda just met Gil, so I'm not all that used to being around him. Let alone, talking to him. But thankfully, I started a conversation.

"Th-Thanks for taking c-care of me Gil..." I said looking away.

"No problem, I used to take care of Vest vhen he vas little. So I'm pretty used to it," He paused as he looked at me. "By zhe vay Little Birdie, I zhink I know vho zhat vas."

"Who? D-Do you mean... h-her?"

"Ja, it vas jou're 2p!" Gil did his best to quiet his voice.

"M-My 2p? W-What's a '2p'?" I asked with a quizzical expression.

"It's jou're second player, zhere's one for all of us. Zhey look und sound like us too. But zhey're different in many vays," He explained.

"H-How so?" I pressed.

"Vell, zheir personalities are switched vith ours, zhey might have a different hair color, und mein 2p is not as awesome as me!" Gil grinned.

I paused to take in all that information. Then I scooted closer to him and clung onto his arm. One, because the kitchen counter is high to me. Two, because... I feel safer when I hold onto someone.

"Vhat's vrong Little Birdie?" He asked.

"N-Nothing..." I lied. "Hey Gil, wh-what can I d-do to get closer t-to you?" I softly asked, looking up at his 'awesome' face.

"Jou vant to get close to zhe awesome me?"

"Yeah, I w-want to know y-you better... I like friendship..."

Nice Olivine... so smooth. 'I like friendship'? Really? I need to work on my people skills...

"Vell, vhen you get better, or vhen Birdie let's me, I'll teach jou how to play video games," He suggested, the smile never leaving his face.

"Really?" Excitement rushed through my veins.

"Ja, I'll be fun."

I basically squealed in excitement, quietly of course. I get to learn how to play video games! Wait... what are video games?

"Hey... Little Birdie..." Gil derailed my train of thought. "I vanted to say..."

I examined him as his smiled left his face. A look of sympathy took its place.

Another point for rhyming~!

"...It gets better... und... ve've all been in vars before. Jou're not alone in zhis," for once, Gil looked serious. I can tell that he's had a problem like mine before.

Another silence wafted through the air, I can't take it anymore. I didn't want to ask this until later, but...

"Gil... are y-you and Mattie..." I paused as I tried to find the right word.

What's the word when you like someone? Like... you like them a lot. Like like? That sounds weird... What is it?!

"Do you zhink zhat ve're lovers?"

THAT'S THE WORD!

"Y-Yeah... are you?" I was eager to know, I've seen the way that Gil looks at Mattie. He mostly looks at his bum though. I've also seen them hug before, well... I should say, hold each other.

"Nien Little Birdie..." Gil admitted as he held his head low. "I'm afraid zhat I've been freund zonen..."

"F-Friend zoned? What d-does that mean?"

"It means zhat he only zhinks of me as nothing more zhat a best friend. I do like Birdie," He smiled at the thought. "I like him a lot... but he'll only zhink of me as a friend..."

I feel so bad for him. It must be sad to have unrequited feelings for someone. If I liked someone, I'd hope that they'ed like me back. Maybe I could help him, maybe Mattie does have feelings for him, but he doesn't realize it! I could help! This'll be great! Although... how am I going to help?

"H-Hey Gil? I have a-an idea~" A sly smile appeared on my face.

"Vhat is it?" He's so unaware!

"Hehe, m-maybe you could t-tease him. Like... g-give him hints that y-you like him. He should e-eventually catch on. O-Or you could j-just tell him that you l-like him..."

I'm not sure what lovers do, or what to do when you like someone... what the maple am I doing?

"Vould jou like it if ve vere lovers?" Gil asked, making me blush.

"W-Well... if it makes you t-two happy, then of c-course," I released my hold on his arm and placed my hands in my lap.

"Jou know vhat, Little Birdie?" Gil asked as he placed his hand on my head. "I'm glad jou zhink so und I zhink jou're stutter is kinda cute," He tussled my hair which made me blush a deeper shade of red.

No one's said that before... gah! Why do I get so worked up about the littlest things?!

~ A few days later ~

I'm finally back on my feet, ecstatic as ever. My strength has come back and I can learn more spells now. Well, not right at this minute. I'm downstairs on the couch, watching something on TV. It's around afternoon time and Gil was in the den playing video games, as usual. Although I know the word, I'm not quite sure what it means.

Suddenly, Mattie came down the stairs in a rushed manner. He was wearing a heavy tan winter coat with brown straps that crossed his chest. Around his collar and shoulders were padded with a light tan... fluffy thing. A brown tie accompanied his neck while light brown pants and boots was on his lower half. Finally, brown gloves covered his hands and snow goggles were placed on his head to finish his ensemble as his military uniform. It looks like he's going somewhere. He stopped as he entered the living room, looking around franticly for something.

"Olivine," he asked. "Have you seen KumaJCPenny?"

KumaJCPenny? I think he means Kumajirou...

"Yeah, h-he's right h-here," I said as I moved to the other side of the couch. Kumajirou was resting under me as I watched TV. I was wondering why my pillow felt so soft.

"There you are," Mattie sighed as he picked up his polar bear. I'm not sure if he actually is a polar bear, but I'd like to think so.

"W-Where are you g-going?" I asked as I followed him to the door.

"I have to take care of some business up north for a few hours. I'll be back soon though," He explained as Gil emerged from the den.

Mattie bent down and placed a kiss on top of my head. Then he gave me a hug before standing back up.

"Gil, make sure she doesn't get into trouble, okay?" Mattie instructed as he fixed his tie. "Oh! And..." He paused as a gathered a serious look "Don't get her drunk."

I'm not quite sure why he said that, I'm a pretty good kid. The only reason why I would be in trouble is if my 2p!self decides to... play a game with me. And what's drunk? The past tense of drink?

"She'll be fine Birdie, I am responsible. And awesome," Gil nonchalantly said, leaning against the den's door frame.

Mattie smiled as he turned for the door. That's when I noticed something important.

"Mattie wait!" I tugged as his pant leg to make him stop.

"Olivine, I have to go. I'll be back soon," He reasured.

"No, y-you forgot something!" I exclaimed as I dashed up the stairs to his room.

In his room, I found three things on his bed. His glasses, his iPhone, and his wallet. I grabbed all three and made my way back downstairs. I ran so fast that it felt like my feet never touched the ground. Panting in front of him, I showed all three items to him.

"Y-you... forgot these!" I managed to say.

A surprised but thankful look crept up on him. As he retrieved the items, he thanked and hugged me once more. Then he opened the door, got in his car with Kumajirou, and drove off. Gil closed the door, but didn't lock it.

"W-Why didn't you lock th-the door?" I asked. I'm really curious...

"Canadians don't lock zheir doors," Gil simply said.

"So s-strangers just simply w-walk in? On a r-regular basis?" I was astonished.

"Yep" And with that, Gil headed for the den.

At the exact moment, I swear I heard the TV go "The More You Know~!" Coincidence? I think not!

Gil stopped and poked his head through the door way. "Vell, are jou comin' or not?" He asked. A grin plastered on my face.

~ In the den ~

"Ve'll take turns," Gil said as I sat beside him on the floor, in front of the couch.

He told me that he was going to teach me how to play GTA V and how to hold the controller. It was a little tricky, plus my hands were a little too small, but I managed. He also told me that there was going to be some bad words in the game. Of course he told me not to say them, and I won't, I'm a good kid. Lastly, he told me about the guns and violence. He explained that it's just a game and that real people aren't getting hurt. After I confirmed that I understood, he started the game.

First I saw a male character on the screen. Then Gil controlled him to move towards a car.

"Jou're first task, Little Birdie, is to steal a car," Gil instructed as he passed the controller to me.

I held it in a special way, because of my small hands, and eventually, made the character steal the car.

"Now remember, in real life, stealing is bad," The wise awesome one said.

"Th-Then why are w-we doing it?" I asked.

"Because it's fun!" He smiled a childish smile.

I went along with it and drove the stolen car. The way that the game had traffic, was really slow. So I just decided to weave around them.

"Jou're a fast learner," Gil commented.

Although, it seems I was going too fast for the other cars as a stoplight appeared. I quickly swerved around to the other lane, but those cars were going the other way. So in a chain reaction, a couple of cars crashed into me. Then I heard sirens not too far away.

"What's that sound?" I asked worriedly.

"Zhe cops are on jou, hurry und steal anozher car!" Gil was proud of my so far progress.

Quickly, the character... let's call him Bob, Bob jumped out of the car and hopped into a nearby red sports car. Then he sped down the street, only to be intersected by the cops. Amazingly, he turned the car so close to the cops that he grazed their cars. The chase was on. Two police cars were trailing behind him as the car sped faster.

"Outrun them! Jou're almost to zhe hills!" As Gil said that, I realized the the scenery had changed. Then I made the mistake of slowing down.

"Nein nein NEIN! Faster faster faster!" Then I gassed the car and sped off. Eventually, I heard the sirens dissipate and I rode off into the hills.

"Zhat. Vas. Awesome! Not as awesome as me of course." Gil approved as I slowed the car to a stop when it reached a clearing.

"Let's try somezhing harder," Gil took the controller and sped off to someplace I didn't know.

"Wh-What are w-we doing now?" I asked as he reached an area with a barbed wire fence.

"Infiltrating zhe military base," He place the controller back into my hands.

"H-How do w-we do that?" It's not like they'll just open a door.

"Hop zhe fence!"

"With a car?!"

"Ja! It takes skill zhough, it took me a couple tries."

Heh, watch, I bet I'll do it on the first try. Oh Karma...

I reddied the car on an elevated hill, and gassed it. Then miraculously, the car leaped over the tall fence, only receiving minor damage. I think I heard both of our jaws drop. I didn't think that I would actually do it...

"I-I... I. Am. Awesome!" I announced, throwing my hands up in the air.

Gil looked at me and said "Ja, jou are."

~ Aboot an hour later ~

Skillfully, Gil was flying a fighter jet and taking a swig of a bottled drink. I'm not sure what he was drinking, but it looked kind of yellowish. He had a case of it on his other side. I couldn't read what the logo said, but I decrypted that the brand of the drink was German. But one word stood out: 'Beer'

What's beer? Does it taste good? Maybe Gil will let me have some...

Gil must have noticed my intense staring because he paused the game and looked at me. Then he looked between his bottle of beer and myself. Then he came to a conclusion.

"Jou vant some, don't jou?" He asked.

I nodded and didn't stop staring between him and his beverage.

"Vell, jou can't have any," He stated as he returned to the game, leaving me astonished.

"B-But why~?" I whined.

"Jou're too young," he said as he took another swig.

I quietly pouted, then I straightened up and took a deep breath. Well, I guess I'll wait until I get older. There's no point in pouting.

Then Gil did something unexpected. I'm not sure if he felt bad or if it's just his nature. He paused the game once more and drank more of his beer, basically there's less than half left in the bottle. Then he turned to me, swirled the bottle, and thought.

"I could do jou like I did Vest..." Then he scooted closer to me and pulled me into his lap with his right hand. He held the bottle in his left and supported my back with his right. "If jou don't like it, zhen jou don't have to keep drinking it," He instructed. I nodded and he placed the bottle to my lips.

I willingly let the beverage travel down my throat. I actually liked it... a lot. But then he moved it away from me, making me whine. Once he noticed that I was actually enjoying it, he placed it back to my lips so I could finished it off. Once the bottle was empty, I licked my lips and gave Gil a suggestive smile.

"So I take it zhat jou like it?" I nodded at his question and smiled. Then I looked at the case of beer next to him before I focused back at him. I'm not quite sure what expression crept on my face, but I liked the feel of it.

"Someone's a naughty girl" Gil commented sexily.

~ Aboot 27ish bottles of beer later ~

*3rd Person*

They were drunk off their asses. Somewhere in the middle of their game play, after already drinking a few bottles, they deiced to have a drinking contest. And to Gil's surprise, Olivine won. She drank fourteen bottles while Gil drank only thirteen. If he was sober, then he would feel unawesome, but he was drunk, he honestly didn't give a fuck. Since they were personified beings, it took them longer to get drunk. Although, this beer was a little stronger than usual. Even though Olivine was young, she could hold her liquor. Gil started getting tipsy around his ninth bottle, while Olivine started getting tipsy around her eleventh.

"Ssshhhhh... Gil~ ya hear ttthhhat?" Olivine slurred.

"Vhat isssss it?" Gil looked around franticly.

Then, Olivine heard some sirens that were passing by the house.

"Oh Scheiß! It's the cowps! Tthhhey're cum... cumming for you~! Hhhidde!" She slurred as she somehow managed to crawl over the couch.

"I didn't meeaaannnnn to blow~ up zheir carz... zhey vhere... in mein vay..." Gil joined her.

"Shhhhh, maybe they'll go awa...away iiiiffffff we're quiiii... quiii--" Olivine tried.

"Quiet?" Gil helped.

"Ja ja! Now shhhhh!~" she managed to whisper.

They're so fucking drunk. As the sirens dissipated, they emerged from the couch.

"Badd boyz bad boyz, what cha' gonna do~? What cha' gonna doooo when they cum for you~?" Olivine sang for no reason.

"Zhat... vas beautiful," Gil tried his best to keep his clothes on.

"Rreeeaaly? Gilly-willy? Heheheh" She hiccuped. "BRAH! BRAH!"

"Vhat?!"

"What iffff like... the occceeannn isn't... really bluuue! What if it's just cop-cop-coping the SKY?!"

"WOAH! Zhat's some deeeerrrrrp shit!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?! Oh! Oh! I have anotthhher one~!" She amazed herself.

They both face towards each other and began to feel hot.

"It's getting hot in here~!" Olivine whined-sang.

"So take off all yo clothes~!" Gil Whined-sang back.

And they did just that. They both stripped down into their underwear, leaving their clothes laying around. But don't worry, nothing weird is going to happen, they're not going to remember anyways.

"Sooo, vhat are ya gunna tell zhe awesome meeeeee~?"

"What? What what in the butt butt~?

"Jou're gunne tell me somum..."

"Ooohh~! Ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang~!"

"Valla valla bing bang~!"

"Kay... kay... Kay...UH OH BRO~! What if~ what if what if what if whatifffffff~ space, isn't black..."

"Vhat?"

"Hear meee out brah! What if, space isn't black with white~ stars, but it's actually white with black stars! Oohhh! What ifff the color black is not reaaaly black! What if it's everything BUT black!?"

"VOAH~ everyzhing BUT black? Jeer
Blowin meh miend! VVVAAAIIIT!" Gil flailed his arms in the air.

"What brah?"

"Vhat if... our eyez arrr lieing to us? VHAT IF THERE ARE NO COLORS?!"

"THEN HOW AM I SEEING?!"

"I DUNT KNOW! ASK ZHE SCIENTISTS~!"

"WOAH!"

"VOAH~!"

"Woah...

"Voah..."

"Voah? Vo? Voooobbaasa?"

"Mufasa?

"HAKUNA MATATA~!"

Yeah... they're drunk. Scratch that, wasted.

In the driveway, Matthew had finally come back home from 'work'. He parked the car, picked up Kumajirou, and entered his house.

"Olivine! I'm back!" He shouted through the house. Gil and Olivine were in the den, but the door was shut.

He placed Kumajirou down to roam as he went up to his room to change clothes. Matthew changed into his casual wear, A red hoodie with a white maple leaf printed on the front, a pair of jeans, and socks. Then he traveled the halls in search for anyone. It seemed like his house was a ghost town.

"Olivine! Gil! Where are you guys?" He called as he returned downstairs.

Then it it hit him, they must have been in the den. It was the only other place that they would be. Matthew placed his hands on the den's door knob.

~ With the drunken strip party ~

"Brahhhh~" Olivine whispered. "It's the cowps! They're cumming again!"

"I zhought zhey left~!" Gil whined.

"Hide hide hidddeee~!"

Then they both retreated behind the couch. Soon after, Matthew walked down the stairs as the smell of alcohol wafted through the air. He came upon a peculiar sight. Beer bottles were scattered everywhere, clothes filled the floor, and his friends were no where to be found.

"Gil? Olivine? Are you down here?" Matthew said aloud.

"Gil doesn't usually drink this much when he plays video games. I know he sometimes does drunk gaming but, not like this. Olivine would have met me at the door if she was in her room. Unless she was occupied... wait a sec..." Matthew thought extensively and came to a conclusion.

"Guys, I know you're behind the couch. Gil, why did you drink so much?" He said aloud. Usually, when Gil's drunk, he can't keep quiet.

"Scheiß! I kneeeewww we should have hid the evidencccceeeee~" Olivine whispered.

"I forgot~ oh naaaoooooo~" Gil whispered back.

"Guys, come ou- wait... Olivine are you drunk?!" Matthew exclaimed.

"Noooo~" She obviously lied.

Both drunkards emerged from their hiding place, surprising the Canadian even more.

"Heeeyyy Mattie-Wattie~ ooh gurl, you lookin' fineeeee~!" Olivine slurred as she hugged his leg.

"Oh my god..." Matthew sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Gil I trusted you! I can't believe you got her drunk!"

"It's s'okay Birdie~ it's s'okay~!" Gil slurred as he stood in front of Matthew. "Jou told me to make sure zhat I don't get her drunk. Und I didn't! Because she got herself drunk... how ya liiike zhat... zhat's sommmeee fucking llllogic!" He even did some hand movements to make himself look more convincing.

Matthew sighed once more, picked up Olivine, and let her rest on his left hip. Olivine was slowly starting to calm down, but Matthew forgot about Gil.

"Gil! Keep your underwear on!" Matthew exclaimed as he tried to hold up his friend's boxers.

"Strip party~!" Olivine commented as the tried to take her undies off.

"Both of you, keep the rest of your clothes on!" Matthew felt like he was taking care of two children.

"Hey hey, you you!" Olivine started.

"I dunt like yo boifriend!" Gil joined in.

"Guys sto-"

"Norway! Norway!"

"I zhink jou need a new one~!"

"Hey hey, you you~!"

"I zhink jou'll really like meh!" Gil was now trying to undress Matthew.

"Hey! Gil you're drunk, and I don't have a boyfriend!"

"Do you have a gurlfriend?"

"No but-"

"Exxxxxactly!"

"Gil, stop please... you're drunk." Matthew had to pry him away from his body with one hand. "Go lay down, I'll be back in a sec." Matthew started to pick up Olivine's clothes. "And no more beer!"

"Alright alright~!" Gil (awesomely) flopped down on the couch and held a pillow to his chest.

Once Matthew was halfway up the stairs, Gil secretly grabbed another bottle.

"I mean it!" Matthew called.

"Okay okay!" Gil admitted as he continued to stare at Matthew's butt.

*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

I totally didn't pass by JCP while writing this XD

I feel like they're more high than drunk to be honest, even though all they did was drink. I uh... I'm actually proud of this~

I'll write when I can again, so many tests and homework is coming up this week... I hate it ;u; But I'll do it for you guys!

Don't forget to Comment + Vote my Luckies~!

BAI~! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）