Thank you, Pinterest for all of these.

- "It's just you - you're all alone."

- "This is the biggest decision of your life and you're going to arm wrestle for it?"

- "I'd rather be pecked to death by a flock of vulture wasps."

- "Is that a saber tooth moose lion?  I'm going to try to feed it!"

- "It's a long story..."

- "If it wasn't totally unethical, I would definitely blackmail you with this."

- "Sorry I'm not reacting to this news with appropriate excitement, I'm really hungry."

- "What's our exit strategy?"

- "Yell a little louder and we might be able to ignore how the world is falling apart around us."

- "I don't like how that ended.  Let's pretend it never happened."

- "If you tell me again that we can't do this, I'm going to kick you somewhere you're not going to    enjoy."

- "Excuse me, I was under the impression that I was not going to be executed today."

- "This plan of yours is going to get us killed.  Of course I'm in."

- "It's so... white."
  "It's snow."
  "I grew up in the desert, I don't know what weather is, let alone snow."

- "I have a solution."
  "Thank goodness."
  "It involves firebending."
  "Absolutely not."

- "This way is more efficient."
  "This way is going to get us killed."

- "I have a concern."
  "Just one?"

- "I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

- "Are we there yet?"

- "You know, you're not as bad as people think you are."

- "Did you see that?" 
  "Um..."
  "The correct answer is no, no you didn't.  Now walk faster."

- "I am way too sober for this."

- "I don't know how I haven't killed you yet."

- "On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-"
  "At least a twenty."

- "We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?"
  "Actually, it's more like eight."
  "Oh, sorry I wasn't specific enough!"

- "I assume I deserve this, but can you tell me why you want to kill me this time?"

- "Can I please burn this place to the ground?"

- "Should I ask why you have a knife in your bag?"
  "It's a dagger, actually.  And no, you shouldn't."