"Hypothetically speaking—"

"Out with it already!"

"Okay, okay. So, you know I've been acting a little weird around you lately?"

"Yes. And now that I think about it, everyone else is acting strange too, mostly treating me like I'm invisible or something,"

"See, the thing is..."

"Yes?"

"I have a confession to make."

"At this rate, I'll be dead before you tell me!"

"Funny you should say that since I uh... I have to confess..."

"Confess what?"

"To your murder."