The person: Hello?

Me: ...

The person: Uh... You okay?

Me: ...

The person: Hello?

Me: ...

The person: ....

Me: Wait, what?

The person, giving me a quick side-glance: You weren't here, were you.

Me: Uh...

While this one-sided conversation was going on, this is what was happening in my mind: Okay, so the two characters meet. They hate each other. No, he doesn't. But she kind of does. No, wait. He does but she doesn't. They have to work together to fight something evil. To save him. Is this going to be a happy ending? Yes and no. And, Cupid!