Hello there, it is I... your local asshole

Today we are here to discuss a very important topic

You, the readers, mental health

You see, this book has been brought up too 2K views.

Nobody in there right mind would ever read my books

So you sir, must be insane or just really want to kill brain cells

Either way I guess is fine

I'm not even a real doctor

So I guess you do you

Anyway, thanks 4 for reading my trash and shit. You are all gr8o (you also have a lot of will power to put up with my nonsense).

What is that?

"Aren't I going to do something special for 2K"

Naw, I'm not really the sappy type so I'm just gonna say thanks and leave it at that.

All right im GOING TO leave now
Ciao ✌️️