So here are some puns and jokes and bad pick-up lines I love.
-Q:When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
-Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
-Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a slut?
A: The watermelon isn't as messy when you eat it!
-Q: What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes?
A: a waterfelon.
-Hi, I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
-Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
-Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Okay okay I'm done I'm done.