Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,

Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.

Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.

Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.

Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.

Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?

Hercules: I've fought a hydra.

Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer

Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.

Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.

Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.

Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,

Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*

Hercules: I --

Percy: Dude, I could go all day.

Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -

Percy: Been there.

Hercules: The minotaur --

Percy: Done that. I was twelve.

Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!

Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times. I've also been to Tartarus and back so....

Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*

Percy: Well, we done here?

Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.

Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

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Trying to get back into the PJO spirit!

-Jillchair8e