Thanos vs. Winepress

The Infinity Stones weighed heavily in his gauntlet. Soon the deed would be done, none could stop him now. He had gathered all the stones and he strode across the barren planet.

Thanos entered the old barn. A rustic building it held the tools he required for the plough. The ripe fields that stretched across his planet were ready for the harvest. Similarly ready for harvest is the over-populated universe. His conquest, the genocide that marked his triumph. No living being could stand before him.

Thanos walked through his barn until he came across a large section of flooring covered by thatch. With a grunt Thanos pulled the covering from the floor, before him lay a large pit. The bottom was filled with remnants of crushed grapes.

Thanos smiled at his old enemy, he raised his hands in victory and shouted to anyone who should be listening. "Is this a joke?! If so I am obliged to warn you. I am not amused."

Thanos chuckled and stood by the edge of the pit. The old stone rim began to crack under his immense thicccness.

The stone shattered and broke and Thanos fell into the winepress. A dull thud shook the barn as Thanos hit the earth. Outside the winepress a pulley system snapped under strain and shaking and down fell tools and roofing stored above the press.

The sour grape had no time and no mercy. He was crushed and impaled beneath all that befell him. To this day, still lay six Infinity Stones of unequaled power beneath a pile of rubble. Mixed among the Titan's remains they are lost to the universe.

With Thanos gone the universe finally could have peace all because of the true hero, the Winepress.