Here's some mass mail

To females

Courtesy of

Society:

Dear Women,

Yay feminism!

And nepotism . . .

We tend to take care of our own

And racism

And pacifism

Are things to which we are prone

Sexism

And fascism

Are phases this world has known

But nihilism

And optimism

Will kill all we have grown

So stigmatism

And populism

Will continue to breed in our home.

Best Wishes,

Society

XXX

Michelle Obama