You fancy yourself a dragon

I see you as a ruffian

You haven't got scales

Just bags of stolen sales

You don't breath fire

Just broken desires

Your eyes don't burn red

Just glower with dread

You can't kill me

Just woo me and thrill me

But unlike with a dragon

I can attack him

And I

Not you

I

Get the final word.

XXX

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi