I don't get it!

I mean, I do.

You think that it's funny

you think that it's true

That I am really

Truly amused by you

Nope.

When was the last time I told you...

April 6th?

Well it's April 18th now

And it's still a goddamn cannoli

Okay?

It's unnecessary to say

No homo

Before eating it.

I'm just going to leave it at that . . .

Stop giggling

I'm figuring

You're not listening--

I'll say it slowly:

There's nothing more lowly

That laughing at a cannoli.

XXX

Nancy Sinatra