Hey, guess what?

A cannoli

Is a cannoli

Not a joke

It's not smut

It's a goddamn cannoli

Not whatever you're thinking

And I'm sitting here blinking

Because

There's nothing unholy

About a cannoli

Unless you make it so

Same with my body

There's nothing funny

About respecting my space

Respecting my face

And that's all

I have to say

Just get out of my way

Okay?

Understanding comes slowly

It's a goddamn cannoli.

XXX

Marina Diamandis (AKA Marina and the Diamonds)