Heres the surprise! Enjoy!
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Autobots

Optimus
>At your side all the time
>No you need to lay do w n
>I'm taking care of the baby you were up with it last night
>Sh I'm making memories with them, (Y/n)
>Always holding (B/n)
>V e r y p r o t e c t i v e
>Is hell-bent on making them say Optimus Prime or Dad, but mostly Optimus Prime
> "Say Optimus Prime, (B/n)"
> "Thats a bit advanced for her/him, hun"
> "Oh. Then, say Cybertron"
> "Optimus they can't even say words"
> *(B/n) babbles the equivalent to Cybertron*
> "I was wrong"
> Optimus often ignores everyone else
>Sometimes you see him on the floor in his smaller bi-pedal form on his stomach, kicking his legs in the air while watching (B/n) play
>They are both precious beans

Ratchet
>Will grumble when they start crying
> "(Y/n)...go take care of (B/n)"
>He does take care of (B/n), he just leaves him with Raf sometimes
>Will absolutely cry if he/she makes grabby hands at him and babbles
>The baby is loud like him
>He grumbles because he doesn't know what to dO
> "Why is he/she crying?! How do I differentiate between waste, food, or being held?!"
>You caught him handing (B/n) off to Raf to go work
> "Honey y-you woke from your nap early!"
> "Raf, would you like to play with (B/n) at the park since their father is too busy?"
> "No come back I'm sORRY-"
>You forgive him later mostly because (B/n) cried a little after her/his father was out of sight when they rode in Bumblebee with their mother and uncle

Bumblebee
>:They're so cute! Just like us!:
> "Nah. Just you."
>He takes a lot of pictures of them and claims them as "memories"
>He was the one to name her/him
>(B/n) is seriously fast and energetic like their father
>I'm serious I can't get her/him to stOP-
>Frequent visits to the park
>He makes you take like 20 naps a day because, :You delivered the baby and that was hard to watch! I can't imagine actually doing it!:
>He cries happy tears a lot more now
>If (B/n) even remotely babbles something close to his name he bursts into tears and shouts it out to the whole base

Bulkhead
>Is afraid to hold them at first
> "I-I don't wanna drop her/him..!"
> "You wont Bulk. I'll be right here."
>The first time he does hold her/him, he tries too hard not to cry happy tears
>Wreckers don't cry.
>The first time you are ready to go on a mission by Ratchet's standards, you leave (B/n) with him, and he does not know what to d o
>Miko asks to hold them, but he refuses angrily
>He does not let anyone else hold them in fear that they will drop them
>He has to be there if anyone else holds them
>Will absolutely follow you and (B/n) around
>Sorry (B/n) you wont be able to find a boyfriend/girlfriend for a long time :')

Wheeljack
>Pretends like he knows what to do
>H e r e a l l y d o e s n ' t
>P l e a s e h e l p h i m , ( Y / n )
>He loves (B/n) to death, all the fathers + Arcee love their child with you to death
>Doesn't know how to hold her/him for the longest time
>Also never lets anyone else hold them, even if he is there
>If you pass them off, he'll make an exception
>If anyone tries to pawn them off his servos, he'll immediately put his mouth guard over his face as his way to get them to back off
>Is actually a good influence
>...until they get older

Arcee
>W A I T H A N G O N
>W H Y A R E T H E Y C R Y I N G?!
>( Y / N ) P L E A S E E X P L A I N
>Never really lets you hold them
> "Arcee I gave birth to her/him let me hold her/him please-"
> "nO"
>Arcee wanting more children, and telling Ratchet to modify her liquid again
>You refusing because (B/n) was recently born
> "Maybe when (B/n) gets older, Arcee"
> "But I want 5 more children now.."
>Lol good luck finding a boyfriend/girlfriend, (B/n)

Smokescreen
>Y O U A R E S O C U T E
>Well not cuter than (Y/n)
>*(B/n) cries*
>oKAY YOU'RE CUTER THAN YOUR MOTHER
>Loves doing e v e r y t h i n g with (B/n)
>Is more of the mother, really
>Takes you guys on picnics, trips to the beach, to the park, everything
>It is literally a race between you two to attend to (B/n) when he/she starts crying in the night
> "i'm gonnA TAKE CARE OF HER-"
> "smokescreen nO-"
>Is always the goofy dad, though he acts like a mom you more so the laid back dad
>Actually fucking hisses at any guy that even t r i e s to talk to (B/n) when he/she get older
>Whimpers when they start crying

Ultra Magnus
>He is still very formal
>Tries to get them to talk formally instead of blabbing
> "(Y/n), they are my child too why do they keep blabbing?"
> "Magnus, babies can't talk"
> "...oh right"
>Will cry with a firm formal face on if (B/n) even fucking s m i l e s at him
>Hes new to this dad thing
>He addresses any guy that talks to (B/n) as 'soldier'
> "Your dad is weird, (B/n)...how does your mom deal?"
> "...they were in a war together..."

Decepticons

Megatron
>You are not going anywhere
> "Lord Megatron! We need you in the bridge!'
>*groan* "(Y/n), you are to remain with (B/n) in our berthroom until I return
>Will take the liberty of holding (B/n) if you complain enough to leave the room
> "Megatron, there seems to be a smaller version of (Y/n) on your-"
> "That is my daughter/son you fool!"
>He is VERY affectionate with (B/n)
>The vehicons always love playing with (B/n), even if they are under the hard stares of Megatron and Soundwave
>(B/n), only tell your mother when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or else your father will send Uncle Starscream and his armada after them, along with Uncle Soundwave, Uncle Knocout, Uncle Breakdown-He'll just send the whole fucking ship after the fucker okay?

Starscream
>He does not know what to do
>He doesn't know if it can kill him or not, but he doesn't wanna know
>When he sees you're upset and he asks you why, you ask why he never spends any time with (B/n)
>After he explains, you reassure him
>He is now a sucker for (B/n)
>You want some energon? Okay
>You want to he held by mommy and not daddy? Hurtful but okay
>Oh wait you want to be held by me you just had a nightmare? Pleasure is all daddy Starscream's
>He loves holding her/him
>Will cry every time
>If its in front of anyone else, he'll scream at them that they saw nothing
>The baby screams a lot
>He enjoys it, while you have to cover your ears a lot
>He tells you that he was like this when he was a sparkling
>Have fun with a screaming mate and baby, (Y/n)~

Soundwave
>The baby is always dead silent just like his/her father
>You once got scared because you couldn't find (B/n) anywhere
>When you found them with Soundwave, you were more than ecstatic
>Soundwave is actually very affectionate and protective of (B/n)
>I mean, its half of him and half of you, he doesn't see a reason not to protect or love them
>Absolutely hates it when (B/n) gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, no matter how good of a person they are
>Loves it when (B/n) plays with his danger noodles
>Will often pick them up and play with them when he's working
> "Soundwave put our daughter/son down-"
> "sOUNDWAVE-"

Knockout
>Knockout admires you all as a family in the mirror
>(B/n) gets the idea
>Knockout gives them a mirror and waits, while putting a servo on his hip
>(B/n) smiles in her/his reflection and babbles
>Your eyes widen as you realize you now have to deal with double fashion police
> "Hahaha! Just like your father, (B/n)!!"
>Knockout holds them a lot
>Got a little strap to put on his chest that he puts (B/n) in
>Whenever you guys are in public, he always wears a faded red shirt that says 'Best dad ever'
>Makes sure you all are wearing the same shades of red
> "Honey we are just going out to get a few things from the store.."
> "We all have to look our best! Come on baby!"
> "Ugh (B/n) please don't be as excessive like your father.."
>Always approves of (B/n)'s boyfriend/girlfriend choice because she/he really knows how to pick a good mate
> "You have perfect taste in women/men, my son/daughter! Just like me with your mother~"
> Always freaks out whenever she/he freaks out, or cries

Breakdown
>BIG BULKY PROTECTIVE DAD
>Seriously he doesn't even let Knockout hold them
> "Let me hold my nephew/niece, Breakdown!!"
> "nO!!"
>He has the same strap Knockout has, but he even wears it in private
>Convinces you to let (B/n) sleep with you guys on the berth instead of their crib whenever he/she starts to cry in the night
>Frequent mentions of (B/n) becoming a medic so that she/he doesn't have to put her life on the line like he and you do
> "She/he isn't gonna think thats fair when they get older, with both of her parents always out on the field.."
> "She can be a field medic and watch her old man and beautiful mother in action!"
>Hates it when (B/n) gets a boyfriend/girlfriend for the first time

Dreadwing
>He never knows what to do
>Not even when you give him instructions
>He loves (B/n) to death, don't get him wrong
>He always loves it when (B/n) giggles at him
>Like Arcee, he wants more
> *is staring down at sleeping (B/n)*
> "20 more"
> "What?"
> "We are having 20 more children"
> "Holy shit"
>You are not permitted to go near a boy thats not in the family until you are 18...okay fine. 35.

Airachnid
>Loves to hold (B/n) in her spider arms
> "(Y/n) lets have more"
> "Oh dear Primus no that was painful"
> "You'll change your mind~"
>(B/n) once chewed a little on her spider leg and you were scared she was gonna kill her/him
>She just chuckled and let her/him do her/him
>Actually verbally threatens (B/n)'s girlfriend/boyfriend
> "One tiny slip up, if you even think of breaking my son's/daughter's heart-spark, you will experience pain unlike any other. Do you understand me?"
> *(B/n)'s boyfriend/girlfriend nods*
> "Good."

Shockwave
>(B/n) doesn't really express emotion like their father
>Giggles from time to time
>Loves to be held by their father
> "You love daddy a lot don't you~?"
> *monotone baby babbling*
> "What did she/he say?"
> "I dunno, Shocky"
>(B/n) learns emotion, but isn't comfortable showing it around other people other than their parents
>Shockwave shoots warning shots at (B/n)'s first boyfriend/girlfriend as a warning
>(B/n) babbles for a long time, attempting to use the big words their father uses
> "Our son/daughter is logically adorable"
> "Agreed"

Predaking
>NO BEING IS SAFE FROM THE CUTENESS
>ITS A SMALL ADORABLE HUMAN-PREDACON MIX
>You will not believe how much work it is to give Predaking and your son/daughter affection at the same time
> "Why do you need as much attention as a baby..?"
> "Do you wish for me to leave?"
> "No you're too fucking adorable, king"
>Instead of calling (B/n) the true heir to the Predacon throne, he calls them princess/prince while he calls you queen
>Royal family
>Growls and sneers at (B/n)'s first boyfriend/girlfriend
>After that you explain that what (B/n) feels towards other men/women, they would want him to respect that
>He asks why and if you told the same to your father when he first met Predaking in holoform
>When you answer yes he apologizes immediately to (B/n) and she/he is confused