Imagine you and your favorite merc go on a camping trip. You put up the tent and spend the day walking, grilling, and doing other camp things. When you guys go into the tent at night, things get steamy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You two start to do the do in the tent. [Merc of your choosing] is really going at it, but he's so caught up in the heat of the moment that he forgets he's in a tent. He reaches to put his hand on the tent's wall for support, but he falls, and the tent comes down with him.

Bonus points: The next day, he tries to make up for the awful experience by attempting to be sexy. You're sitting by the fire, and he comes out in something loose and revealing (for example, boxers and an unbuttoned shirt. He tries to lean against the tent wall, but he forgets that it's a tent and comes crashing down with it. You guys decide to sleep under the stars that night.