OP: Ratchet!

Ratchet: *doesn't answer*

OP: Ratch! Retchet hey!

Ratchet: WHAT

OP: Ugli fruit!

Ratchet: -_- Apples

OP: Bananas!

Ratchet: Strawberries.

OP: grapes!

Ratchet: Watermelon.

OP: Kumquats!

Megs: Figs...

OP: o.o

Ratchet: ...

Megs: ...

OP: ...oranges!

Ratchet: Pineapple!

Megs: Cranberries!

Ratchet: Pomegranates!

OP: Pears!

Ratchet: Tangerines!

Megs: Raspberries!

OP: Cherries!

Ratchet: Lemons!

Megs: Limes!

OP: *gasp* Avocado!

Megs: Optimus, avocado isn't a fruit.

OP: yes it is

Megs: no.

OP: yes

Megs: =_= no

OP: YES

Ratch: it actually is

Megs: then show me

OP: *pulls up Wikipedia* WIKIPEDIA NEVER LIES

Megs: yes it does

OP: NO IT DOESN'T

IT TOLD ME THERE ARE ALIENS AMONG US

Ratchet: *face-servo* we're on Earth, Optimus.

OP: I TOLD YOU

Megs and Ratchet: *sigh*

OP: And avocado is a fruit

Megs: fine. It's a fruit.

OP: :D

Megs: -_-

OP: ...

Carrots

Ratchet: NO. WE ARE NOT NAMING VEGETABLES.

OP: D:

Megs: Potatoes

OP: :D

broccoli

Ratchet: ...I WILL GET THE WRENCHES

Megs: O.O *backs away slowly*

OP: :P

*whispers*

taco

Megs: A TACO IS NOT A VEGETABLE

Ratchet: *hears the word taco and backs away*

I DIDN'T EAT IT

OP: =_=

~~~

Avocado is actually a fruit

just so you know