So creative. Get it guys? It's a weapon's na-... Nevermind.

Ahem.... Let's begin, shall we?

At Woldvendom, we witness a couple of Hydro Slimes, bouncing around, some ever bounce over each other and taking turns while doing so.

Y/n: LEMME AT 'EM!

Lumine: They're minding their own business, and they're also cute! Don't do it!

Y/n: Oh, "minding their own business"!? Lu, those fuckers attack for absolutely no reason! It's only fair I return the favor!

Paimon: They just jumped over each other, it's like a tower!

Y/n: Damn... You're right.

Paimon: Hehehehe. Cuteness works!

Lumine: It truly does.

[!] [!] [!]

Lumine: And they spotted us...

The one one the bottom proceeds to bounce as the tower of Slimes come raging in menacingly and very slowly.

Paimon: Aah! Nope! Now they're two towers!

Y/n: Two towers you say?

Lumine: Where are you even getting these outfits?

Y/n: NYOOOOM!

*BOO-*

Meanwhile in.... Whatever the fuck this is.

Oh shit! It's Rettiwt! Very creative!

Y/n: It's only about time before we actually get canceled.

BRRRRRR The ground starts shaking violently, the three of you look to the source of noise.

Locating where the hell it came from the trio stare intenslt at it waiting for whatever comes out.

And then the skating stopped.

Y/n: Ha! As if I would fall for that! Watch its gonna cut me off mid sente-

A BIGASS HORDE OF BOARS COME RUSHING IN TOWARDS YOUR LOCACTION!

Lumine: The trees!

Y/n:

Lumine: I meant to hide in the trees!

Time is running out! Paimon somehow got a hold of--wait what!?

Paimon: Wish!

A purple light comes fourth from the sky and lands next to you. A few purple sparks zap out from it and as the light clears out, we see a long haired good boi.

Razor 'STANDU POW- Are we overusing the same jokes?'

He stares at the horde with a mighty glare and roars like a very bad movie's T-rex roar. The boars then continue their run, the only safe circle was around the squad. Luckily, they weren't trampled to death.

Paimon: Woah!

Y/n: IF ONLY THAT HAPPENED IN LION KING!

I'd say "too soon" but it's been, like, 22 years now. Just like this when this chapter will be released. Although the author is a dumbass, even I feel bad for the fact he gets a shit ton of work and homework in the one day he has "break".

The Grey haired boi was startled a bit by the protagonist's yelling habit, making him miss out on his chance to get a crap ton of M E A T from the boars.

And the boats are GONE.

Razor: Oh...

The young lad's voice was filled with sadness and disappointment, while he looks to the ground as if it would do something.

Y/n: Although the plot would save us because yes, thanks for the help here.

Turning around, he finally looks towards our boi and grills. I know what I said, it's not a typo.

Razor: Oh...You. Welcome... Hello.

Paimon: Ah yes, S P E E C H.

Y/n: You alright there, bud? You look like you haven't slept in days.

Lumine: Look who's talking.

Y/n: Don't get my sleeping schedule involved in this, Lu.

Before any argument could escalate, sniffing was heard coming from Razor.

Razor: You smell... Familiar...

Y/n: Ah, a doggo... And we're in Wolvendom... "Wolf boy"... Ah! Are you Razor by any chance?

Razor: Oh. You know.... Razor?

Paimon: Yup-yup! Paimon remembers when Lisa told us about you!

Razor: Ah! Master Lisa... She is strong. Make sky black... Scary. But, she is lupica!

Lumine: "Lupica"?

Razor: Yes, Lupica name given when wolf accepts human, or human accepts wolf... Lupical means family. Family means... Nobody left behind or forgotten. You smell, Knights of Favo... - nius. They lupica.

A small small forms on his face.

Y/n: Heh. I like this guy.

You very stEaLthLy get your notebook and turn a few pages until you reach a certain point. On top reads "Smiles to protect" with a list of names on it. Oh and what's that there on the other page?

Y/n: (Don't you dare, Narrator!)

Let's read it to the reader, since that's what a good narrator would d- and you shut it...

Y/n: (Goteem.)

Its a good thing I have a good memory.

Y/n: (MOTHERFU-)

Feeling generous today, I've got you bro.

AWOOOO a Wolf's howl is heard not too far away.

Paimon: I think it's about time we dip!

Lumine: Dip?

Razor: No, no! Wolf, friends!

He looks down sadly.

Razor: They are angry, failed hunt. Bad, no food. No eat.

Y/n: HmMMMmmmMm.

Paimon: Oh, Paimon knows this one!

Lumine: Magic bag time!

Y/n: TA-DA-DA-DAA!

*69 meat*

Razor: Woah!

Lumine: That's more that I thought... Y/n?

Paimon: Why does Paimon think he actually has way more than he shows.

Y/n: It's not my fault that these animals decide to conveniently be where I go, and somehow I end up accidentally swinging at them.

Lumine: Keeping this up, you'll end up making every animal extinct.

Y/n: Psshhh... Wait 48 hours. Besides, I never swung at a Finch, they're cool...and smol... And kinda cute. So you can't say EVERY animal would be gone.

Paimon: Paimon still doesn't know how they're fresh, but sure as heck not complaining about it!

Due to the scent of ZA MEATU, several wolves come out, with the exaggerated swagger of a Wolvendom wolf. Showong up like they about to steal your girl, imagine them like those cars in Pixar Car tuner scene.

A wolf in wolf language very epic explanation: 

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You were off with the pan cooking some meat for the wolves that eat the cooked one for some reason. You've got a bunch of wolf hook as the "money".

One of the wolves ate your dish in one second. While the other threw its plate to a nearby bird.

Y/n: Man, these Canis lupus love me. I'm popular as fu-!

Lumine: I don't want to see Razor learn curse words.

Y/n: ... I'm getting some deja vu here... (I miss Aether... When is the story progressing again?)

Uhhh.... 500 years... Oh shi-- Ignore that!

Y/n: Wha-?

Suddenly Razor's here. (Phew
...Wait wouldn't that make me and the author the villains of this story? Naaaah....)

Razor: Lots thank you! We eat, very happy today.

Y/n: Eh, feeling good today.

Razor: Hah.. No fire... Red burny girl not here today?

Paimon: Burny girl? Oh right! Klee! Wait hold on... Does that mean it's normal for her to start a forest fire here!?

Lumine: Seems that way...

Y/n: So that's what happens to the forests... And now Turkey fell victim to it. You know... I'm getting the feeling that, either the world is ending or this whole shit is orchestrated... And I'm on a list again, aren't I?

Yeah... It's actually us and not only you.

Y/n: Well, I got what I wanted. A crap ton of Wolf hook. My hoarding is still not done yet. Need some Windwheel--

Y/n: ... You motherfu--

TIME SKIP BROUGHT YOU BY CHIBI Y/N PETTING CHIBI RAZOR

Paimon: Having lunch with a whole pack of wolves and a wolf boy, who would have thought?

Y/n: Could you dare to say those were... Quite the 'Shenanigans'?

Lumine: Why yes, it definitely is, Sir Shenanigans of Chaotic Garlic-Bread Household I.

Y/n: You... You remembered. Man, I might end up crying...

You dramatically cover your face with your gloved hands.

Paimon: Will you though?

Y/n: Nah... Speaking of wolves... What do you guys think if I use a Great sword?

Raising her eyebrow, Lumine looks at you intrested.

Lumine: Didn't you say that you don't like them because they're too slow and heavy?

Paimon: It'll turn you into the emergency food called Pancake!

Y/n: Oh, who said that the Emergency Food jokes were dead a few chapters ago?

Paimon: Nyehehehhee... Paimon has no idea~.

Y/n: Whatever. But to answer the GS... Anemo may help me with speed and ability to hand it. And it's kinda one of two of the five weapons I don't really use... The other being Catalyst for obvious reasons.

Lumine: And what made you interested?

Shrugging your shoulder, you reasoned light-heartedly.

Y/n: Who's to say one day I won't get kidnapped into another dimension and end up participating in a Battle Royal where my only weapon choice is a greatsword.

Ahem...... Doctmar123 made a crossover in his genshin story... A lot of (Y/n)s are there. You might be interested in it.

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Paimon: SMOKE SPOTTED!

Lumine: This is truly a Klee moment.

Y/n: Heheheheh. Less go!

The author is having way too much fun with this.

Reaching wherever the fire came from, let's just say it wasn't Klee.

Y/n: Oh son of a b-

Hilichurl: YA-

POW

Paimon: *le gasp* Up the hill, it's Amber!

*insert dramatic music here*

The Outrider's hair was flowing as if it's a cape due to the wind.

With her signature smile she readied another shot. Only for the wind to blow her long hair towards her face.

Amber: *muffled* Oh come on!

She tried to get it off, only for another strong gust of wind to come by.

Amber: Ah! A strand went into my eye!

Lumine: Take your time, Amber.

Y/n: Pfff.... *snickers*

Amber: I can hear you laughing, Y/N!

Y/n: Oh PLEASE! This is hilarious!

Amber: (Two can play that game.) HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT OUTLOUD ABOUT MY-

Y/n: NOO--

Ah, characters getting humiliated. Man, I love my job.

The-other-hilichurl:

Lumine: Heh. Short hair supremacy.

TIMESKIP BROUGHT YOU BY CHIBI Y/N ANIME CRYING WHILE GETTING CONSULTED BY LUMINE

Y/n: I AIN'T NO BI-

Too bad. We making you cute because we can.

Y/n: One of these days... Oooooh, I'm gonna enjoy beating you to a pulp!

(Foreshadowing)

WAIT WHAT!? AUTHOR, DON'T YOU FUCKING DAR-

Paimon: So you're telling Paimon *smacks lips* *joins USSR* *invades Pola-

Ahem...

Paimon: All of you thought that wolves attacked this cart?

Amber: Well, yeah. Lately, we've been getting these reports of wolf attacks or something along these lines.

Siegfria: Is no one gonna as-

Y/n: Who even are you?

Paimon: Y/n, it's Giraffes-kebab!

Y/n: Ah!... No wait, I still don't remember.

Lumine: So what happened?

Siegfria: Wolf bad, they attacc springvale. Me run go away from dem, but Bill-hillies attacc. Oh no.

Amber: O no. OK bye.

Lumine: Understandable, have a nice day.

Y/n: *silent protagonist moment*

That's a tl;dr for you, reader.

Y/n: But we were with the wolves, it can't be the ones from Wolvendom.

I wish you stayed silent.

Y/n: Eat shit!

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Sprinvale

Hopkins: AAAAAAAH! I'M DYIIING!

The not-marvelous merchant was on the ground screaming.

Draff: Oh snap. He's dying!

Y/n: Oh, damn! Better call Hu Tao for more coupons as a reward.

Draff: GAH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?

Y/n: You see, there is a thing called a one night s-

Hopkins: AAAAAAAH!

Y/n: Aw, shut the hell up!

Lumine: What's up with this guy?

Draff: A-Ahem...

He nervously clears his throat as his eyes dart to owr protagonist and then to the other protagonist.

Draff: Wolves made him... Shit his pants and now he's a vegetable.

Amber: Th-that's terrible...

Hopkins: AAAAA-

Y/n: So... How're the drinks, Draff?

Draff: Err.... Well... You see...

Y/n: Alcoholic... I'll talk to you later. Keep in mind tho, it's not for you, it's for my-I mean your daughter.

Draff: Wha-Wha...?

Y/n: Draff... I hope you have a DRAFF-t ready. Hehehe... That was a good one, me.

Literally everyone in Teyvat:

Y/n: Ha? Fuckers became crickets.

Amber: Why...?

Lumine: You stretched that alot.

Paimon: Pah! Come on, pun-buddy. Don't listen to these two!

Y/n: And that's why you're my buddy. Fuck all of you.

Lumine: Careful what you wish for.

Amber: Wha--!?

Draff: That's cool, but I don't swin-

Y/n: You know what I meant! And Lumine, the same trick won't work on me twice! DETECTIVE SHIT, ON!

SCENU LE CHANGEU

Look a fur from a furry.

Y/n: ... What sort of furry are we taking about?

The animals. Don't worry.

Amber: Hmm... This fur is definitely not one of Mond's wolves. What is it?

Y/n: It's black, I can take a guess and say the dimensional cops came here. The safeword is Police Brutality.

Amber: Thats...thats just dark.

Y/n: And the cops are after it now, Thanks Amber.

Lumine: I see some seeds... With spikes on them?

Amber: Wolfhook seeds... Hmm.. Those are only in Wolvendom and Brightcrown Canyon.

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Hopkins: I'M STILL DYING!

Draff: YOU ARE FUCKING STANDING!

Hunter-Named-Standing: WAIT N-

Draff: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, STANDING!

Hopkins: Marvelous! Now I can get back to selling bath water!

Draff: That's not a real job.

Hopkins: Yes it is!

Y/n: Oh fuck, they even exist in this world...

Amber: From what we gathered, it's some sort of new Wolf Pack in Wolvendom. But please remain calm, the problem will be resolves as soon as possible.

Hopkins: Hmph! About time!

Y/n: Ay, what that wolf doing?

Hopkins: *insert bitch scream here* WHERE!?

Paimon: Not So tough now, huh!?

Lumine: That was quite the screaming.

Hopkins: Tsk. We'll just have to deal with these ourselves. Knights are always late after all.

Y/n: They're side characters, it's to be expected. Just like you.

Amber: Please. Refrain from doing anything stupid...

Hopkins: hA. We do stuff differently around these parts. You Knights of Favonius aren't used to it. The wolves will pay!

Y/n: Ah the strategy of shitting. How does one shit thy pants and piss at thee same element known as time?

Paimon: Only one that shall be not named knows how to multi-task these dark magic stuff.

Hopkins: Tch! JUST YOU WAIT!

And with that he runs off.

Lumine: He's gonna do something stupid.

Amber: Yup...

TIMESKIO BROUGHT YOU BY THE AUTHOR HAVING EXISTINTIAL CRISIS YET AGAIN

Damn. Oh well, sucks to be him.

Razor: Who dere!?

Y/n: It's-a-me.

Razor: Oh...

He looks towards the red bun-bun.

Razor: You... Are also Knight?

Amber: Uh, yes! You must be the Wolf Boy.

Don't you love it that his description in the "banner" is Wolf Boy?

Razor: Need help.

Lumine: They attacked, didn't they?

Razor: People, bad people. Let's go. Protect lupicals!

Amber: I have a few questions--

Razor: *le sniffy* Smell Blood! Quick!

Amber: Blood!? Oh, I hope the wolves didn't attack those idiots...

Y/n: But I sure hope they did.

Amber: Really now?

Y/n: Some people just need a few life lessons to finally understand their stupidity. This time the life lessons can attack. Can't wait until the wolves get them, then they beg for the Knights to save them.

Amber: That... Makes sense.

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A few moments pass with the squad following Razor until they spot crimson liquid on the road.

Lumine: Blood droplets.

The Outrider crotches and examined it.

Amber: It looks very new.

Razor: Not human blood, wolf blood. Lupical blood...

Y/n: (Oh they actually got one...)

Paimon: Yeah, Paimon is curious, who came up with that name?

Razor: It's just the name he gave.

Y/n: And who's "he"?

Razor: Guardian of this land.

Paimon: Wouldn't that be Barbatos though? He is the ruler of Mondstadt after all.

Y/n: (Venti... I haven't seen him in the tavern recently. And when I wanted to ask him a few questions.)

Razor: Hm! Another clue. Follow me.

Amber: Wait. This is the chance to prove your innocence! And he's gone... Great.

Y/n: If things escalate, we have three witnesses who saw and dined with the wolves. Let's get a move on now.

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Y/n: Oh...

Paimon: Big yikes...

A knocked out wolf was seen with an arrow stuck to its body. Honestly the wolf looks dead as fuck.

Razor: This is him. We find his blood. Bad men did this.

Amber: That is terrible, but... Can you answer the question I have? We found a fur that doesn't look to be from around Mondstadt. Is there a new pack?

Razor: Yes. A black wolf and his pack, not from here. They try to take over land. They broke the code.

Lumine: Code? Whose code?

Razor: Guardian of this land.

Y/n: Your guardian seems surprisingly quiet after all of these events going on.

Your uncontrollable sarcastic remark seemed to have hit a nerve of Razor, considering he flinched from it.

Y/n: (Oh shit! This is like accidentally stepping on a dog's tail! Wait... Chapter 10's apology was pure cringe... How do you apologize without cringe? Got it!)

You clear your throat while closing your eyes, and reopen them.

Y/n: No offense. (Fucking nailed it!)

That wasn't an apology. Plus, he didn't really give a damn and was more focused on taking care of the wolf. You just embarrassed yourself.

Y/n:  ... Give me a second.

Elsewhere

In a banana shaped house that looked too much like Spongebob's house, we see a wild insecure dumbass that calls himself Drug Lord.

DashingBanana: Yellow?

Y/N: LISTEN HERE, YOU INSECURE SHIT FOR BRAINS! I KNOW YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN THESE SHITTY SITUATIONS ON PURPOSE AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE MY ORIGIN STORY AND MADE ME SUFFER WITH IT! SO YOU BETTER FU---

/mute SmolSmugBoi69

DashingBanana: Hmmm... Drugs... Oh yeah, I'm listening!... Kick the Narrator'a ass in future chapters!? B-but he's the only narrator that accepted this job!... I know I said "foreshadowing" I was just joking!... H-H-Hey don't say that, that's mean... Well yeah, its true that the only reason I'm relevant is because of you... Okay okay! Geez! One of the future chapters, you can! Now please stop bulli! I just want my drugs man!

Back with Shenanigans

Y/n: Hehehehe.

... Fuck. Listen, I know we started in the wrong foo-

Y/n: Fuck off and do your job, you better be ready.

Q_Q Why world...?

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Y-Y-You were in a... Stone place that was like a smol sport stadium, there also was a Wolf's face carved on the wall.

Y/n: Absolutely horrible.

You know. Fuck you! I'm still getting my ass kicked either way, so might as well throw insults!

Lumine: Where are we?

Y/n: A place that definitely looks like a boss fight area... Time to get ready once again.

Razor: Help me collect these.

Paimon: Wolfhook seeds?

Amber: It's true. Wolfhook seeds have a liquid that not only functions as a painkiller, but also has a hemostatic effect... I read that in a book.

Paimon: Why?

Amber: ... I have no idea.

Y/n: 🅱️ased.

Razor: Hooks help seed move, liquid stop pain and bleeding. Animal doesn't feel hooks, they take seeds far away. Purple teacher told me.

Y/n: Ah, she truly is Lisa-Lisa-Sensei. Anyhow your hooks is over here.. In this bag, give me a second...

Lumine: And here you'd think women's bags are an endless void.

Y/n: I'm a unique boi.

So um... In the game you don't really get to hear Razor talk about the code of conduct... And it's been ten minutes of thinking what to write and how to explain it. So here's what we came up with...

Long ago, Four Packs lived in harmony. Until the Dark Order of bad wolves attacked. Only the lupical who is not human nor wolf can save us.

Yeah, we only think for ten minutes.

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Hopkins: We've been looking left and right and haven't seen a single wolf!

Standing: Yup... Except we saw one, and got him... But it must've been brain dead or some shit.

Insert Razor glaring at him.

Hopkins: What are you doing here!?

Razor: Revenge.

Insert abused and neglected line here.

Standing: It's him! The one who was raised by the wolves!

Hopkins: *le gasp* What!?

He then takes a look at the whole squad.

Y/n: Bonjour. I'm gonna kick your ass in the next ten seconds.

Hopkins: So it was you! I should've known wolves are not smart enough to be behind this! I can't believe you'd help wolves plot against humans!

Y/n: 6 seconds in anime time.

Hopkins: They throw you some scraps and you treat them like kin? Have you forgotten who you are!?

Amber: Enough!

Paimon: Yeah, don't talk to puppy Razor like that!

Standing: The Knights of Favonius will let this guy slip off? What a world we live in?

Lumine: You know, you're really annoying. They're like the news... Y/n, are you dont yet?

Y/n: 2....1...and done. They had time to run.

You hand one to Lumine and one to Paimon.

Y/n: You've yee'd your last haw! Get 'em!

Paimon: Why do you get to dual weild them!?

Y/n: Because I can! UUUUURAAAAAH!

PEWWWWWWW

Hopkins: OOOOH! ME FAMILY JEWELS!

Y/n: JUST THINK WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU, NARRATOR!

God help me.

???: Ayo, bois. What's poppin'?

GOD IS THAT YOU!?

Boreas: Damn... This is no offering to Boreas. Oh boy, there I go killing again.

Y/n: Damn. At least he's nice enough to tell us.

Boreas: Hmph. Not only do you come for my kind, so too do you fail to understand your own transgressions.

The wolf carving on the wall's eyes shine in a bright blue color. And some dark purple smoke form STOMP  something is coming. STOMP something big.

The smoke slightly clears and from it comes a bigass wolf.

Boreas AKA Andrius 'sore throat.mp4'

Y/n: Are those butt-plugs below his chin?

Amber: I did not need to hear that!

The wolf boy stood up front meting the gaze of big wolf.

Razor: Please... Calm.

Boreas: You seek to protect these outsiders, Razor? I didn't have lunch today, you cannot take my fury!

Razor: No...

SWOOSH Boreas slashes towards wolfboy, with his Electrifyling speed however, Razor was able to dodge.

Y/n: Protecter my ass.

Boreas: What the fuck did you just say you me you little shit? I'll have you know that I-

Y/n:

Boreas: What in Barbatos' lazy as-!?

Releasing your grip, the rocket makes its way towards the fucking bigass wolf. He swiftly slashes the rocket, but unfortunately for him... It's a rocket.. I mean come on, it's not an arrow.

BOOM 10 dmg.

Y/n: Really now?

Your crit rate sucks.

Y/n: I've been grinding everytime the author doesn't update! It's been a whole ass month, and now you tell me this shit!? What happened to the 55.6%!?

I ate it.

Y/n: Still, TEN!? FUCKING TEN!??

Alright alright... 11

Y/n:Im calling the auth-

11,000! Just fuck off! But just this once, since we can't have you always be OP. That's for later... Probably.

Y/n: This is a certified not Tony To moment.

Recovering from the boom.

Boreas: Interesting...

And off he bounces to the sky. And his shadow covers all fo you.

Y/n: I WAS SUN-BATHING YOU FU- oh he's getting close! Jump away!

And you did... I suffer from Fight Scenes Syndrome. Send help, all the drugs the author took didn't even help. Chapter 20 was supposed to help us improve our fight scenes but we feel empty we fuck!

Anyhow, it's only one phase... One phase to go through and this mission is done! Done... For another month of no updates... Yay.

All fo you were scattering like ants that got their hill destroyed by 5 year old me. Meanwhile Standing woke up to see this shit.

Standing: Nope!

He took the toy gun, aimed it below his chin and pulled the trigger. Pussed out like a bitch... Unfortunately he was alive. Only KO.

Alright off with Razor fight... Hmm..
Now this looks familiar.

(To be honest with all of you, i feel like I used everything I had for fight scenes in chapter 20... That and I don't really feel motivated much)

Boreas: Stop with the boulders!

Lumine: No, I don't think I will!

Y/n: Wolfy has a bigass hit box in this story huh?

Amber: BARON BUNNY, ATTACC!

Amber: RUSH!

Razor: WRAGH!

While wolf was distracted, you took the chance to boost yourself high in the air with Anemo, with an excited smile you switch it to Geo and hold your hands together.

Golden Light emitted from your hands, as a fucking bigass Geo Claymore was given birth to by your fapping hands.

Y/n: BOI!

And then you plunge it down towards the wolf and a SUCCESS!

He howls and then begins to run, whole you're riding it with the Claymore stuck on its back.

Y/n: YEE-HAW! OFF TO NEVER LAND! NOT SEASON TWO!

Hey so we got the rights to this very successful manga. Instead of copy pasting the story for what it's good, let's change it! Wow! TOKYO GHOUL, PRISED NEVER LAND! IT WASN'T PROMISED! SON OF A BITCH!

Y/n: You called!

Bro, hey therapy please.

Y/n: But... What about my funny? I won't have it anymore.

... I can't anymore.

The wolf stops dead on its tracks while you somehow got your cowboy hat on.

Y/n: YEEHAW?

He sat down and you saw he was angling himself for a roll. That was your cue to leave, and jumped away. Just in time as the Geo Claymore was destroyed.

Y/n: Oh damn. He can do that apparently.

And now he was charging at you. But was stopped with Razor's massive swo- STOP!

Razor: Please! Calm!

Y/n: Damn... What's his problem anyway? Ehehe.

You had a smug smile on, definitely not mucking the wolf. Despite that, he listened to Razor and the big sword was out of his mout- I... I can't...

ZZZZZP

Y/n: The frick was that? Oi, Razor. Calm your Electro. Or did the Narrator unzip?

Razor: Not me...

Nor me, bro.

Boreas: Grr....

And Boreas was glaring at you by the way.

Y/n: Uhh... Hi?

Boreas: You...

You then point to yourself.

Y/n: Me.

Razor: I.

Y/n: They.

Paimon: He.

Amber: She.

Lumine: It.

Baron Bunny:

Y/n: Out of every language there was. Baron chose to speak facts.

Boreas: What in fu- I was gonna interrogate your sparkly eyes-

Y/n: Is he hitting on me?

Lumine: *shrugs* Looks that way.

Paimon: No! No more Boar Princess type of stories please!

Amber: What Paimon said!

Razor: What... Go on?

Boreas: Tsk... (And here I thought it was a familiar feeling, turns out that he is just a moron... Or... Is playing dumb? This h/c haired boy is definitely mischievous, need to keep an eye out.)

More Lore for Y/n acquired.

Boreas: No matter... It's just as you know... An outsidewolf pack has arrived and they broke the code of conduct. They will reap what they have sown. But Razor, you must not get involved. This is for the wolves to settle between themselves.

Y/n: (I swear if he calls him Deadweight...)

Boreas: You fight not with claws, but with sword. You stroke not with teeth, but with lightning... You are human, Razor.

Razor: I am not like them! I don't belong.

Boreas: You are no wolf, this is a matter for wolves, and wolves alone.

And thus, he stares at Lumine.

Lumine: Hello there.

Y/n: General Lumine.

Boreas: And you, Razor's lupical amongst humans. I can feel it, your nobility stands out amongst them. As for you... H/c and e/c eyes...

Y/n: It's Y/n.

Boreas: Hmmm... I can guess what sort of person you are from the way you act, although I could see some light deep within.

Y/n: Cool... Do you actually? Or are you just trying to look all wise and cool?

Boreas: ... You're free to return if you desire training.

Y/n: Hah. Epic... For free right?

Paimon: He's not gonna take Paimon's food stash!

Y/n: If it comes to it, you're the offering.

Paimon: No. More. Paimon being food. Jokes.

Y/n: That'll be when I die. Which is not today.

Boreas: It's free... I have nothing further to say. May we meet again, Razor, and company...

And just like that, he disappeared.

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Amber: Hey, Razor... What's Tha look for? Why don't you come to the city with us? For as much as you like.

Paimon: Yup, yup! You already have a friend that is also a terrorist there! It'll be fun!

Lumine: Beds are comfortable. Trust me.

Amber: You're not safe in the wild anymore. Be it hilichurls, Abyss mage and now wolves. I know you don't want to hurt last ones.

Razor: I'm fine, don't worry. I am not city human... But also not wolf...

Y/n: Well... If it makes you happy. On all levels except physical, you're a wolf. A hybrid between two, which is cool!

Quick, pull the best move you got!

Nice. When in doubt, just headpats.

And the headpat session was over.

Razor: Thank you... Lupical.

You simply nodded with a small smile.

Y/n: (Him and Bennett would definitely be a pure duo. Damn... This is turning into a journey of me adopting... Even though I'm probably seen as an older brother by them, oh well.)

Razor: We see each other later, Y/N, Lumine, Paimon, and... Red girl.

Amber: Hey! After all of that, you still don't know my name?

Y/n: It's your cue to leave before she sends an army of Bunnies.

Razor: Mm. Goodbye.

And just like that, our wolf boi has run off.

Y/n: ... You know... Despite the shit ton of problems and all... Teyvat is a nice place.

Lumine: Hm...

Paimon: Nice!

Amber: So... What are we gonna do with these two?

She motions over the KO'd Springvale residence.

Y/n: Hmmm..... Heheheheh. I have an idea. I might need a slight help though.

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The merchant's eye slowly open, with his vision being blurry at the start.

Hopkins: Oh... What happened? Why can't I feel my feet touching the-- GAAAH!

He finally realized what was happening, and saw himself hanging for a very hight place... Also may be known as the Cathedral.

Hopkins: WHAT THE FU-

Standing: AAAAAAAAAA-

Hopkins looks to his right to see the hunter having the same fate as him. However he was completely naked and only had his undies on, there was sign around the two Springvale bois necks that read out: "Free abuse for the City of Freedom. Pick your best Vegetables and/or Fruits. You won't go to jail"

Standing: AAAAAAAAA-

Hopkins: Stop screaming!

Standing: BITCH, LOOK WHO'S TALKI- AH! MY BALL!

Turns out several citezens with stress, pent up anger, or just secretly sadist enjoyed this one.

A goth nun is seen staring at this mess with a blank expression.

BoobaNerf: Screw this. I'm going to the tavern.

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Draff: I... I just don't know what to do, I'm trying my best here.

Back inSprongvale we see Draff lying on a couch and staring at the ceiling.

Next to him we see a surprisingly mature looking Y/n, probably because he is wearing glasses and crossing his legs with pen and paper.

He finally finished scribbling, if you look closely, he just drew a couple of stickmen fighting with STICKmen.

Y/n: Mhm... Well, the first step to recovery is admitting the problem, and you did so swimmingly. Now, I never said anything about immediate quit... Probably, I don't remember. Just try to lower your daily intake or your liver will go bye-bye. And from what I've heard, you had a previous experience.

Draff: *sigh* Anything to be a better father.

Y/n: Hehe. Good... A good father...(My curiosity is still there... Same as my dumb crush... I shouldn't think too much about who my dad is, because he's a damn deadbeat from what I've experienced so far, as for the latter... Sorry Aether.)

Draff: You okay there?

You get taken back to reality.

Y/n: Never better. Just thinking about possible solution. We'll start little by little, okay? For DIOna!

Draff: For DIOna!

And now you close the notebook in your hand which also concluds this chapter.

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So... A month and a day, huh? I'm sorry.

Some lessons were canceled today, and booyah! Free time! So I used it here, I've had fun. Hope you did as well. If not please do tell me what I can improve on.

I'm more focused on studies these past months and all. Hope you understand.

Got to meet Razor here, so you need to go and fucking shave lmao. I remember a comment talking about me skipping this quest because I did Liyue first. Honestly I wouldn't done this earlier if it wasn't for Venti being all like "lmao you need to go now or else you miss it".

Next chapter... A certain someone was waiting for it for a while now. It's gonna be the date with Amber. Now pray for my brain to get a dose of creativity and imagination.

Its probably gonna be Amber and Y/n making Baron bunnies up north of Mond. I dunno, that's my base idea.. Really would appreciate some ideas if you have some... What? What do you mean that's Uncreative and stealing ideas? Pssshh.... I don't know what you're talking about.

Another thing I hate is when I write the it become thr. And when I write a verb that ends with (ing) it become like this for example... Writ G.

So annoying lmao. This is just me rambling.

So how was it? Good? Bad? When are we kicking Narrator's ass?

Have a damn good day

DashingBanana out.

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Character's Opinion on ya Boi, Y/N.

-Amber-
Oh, Y/N? He can give you a good race, so you better pay attention or he'll come up with something to distract you! When I first met him he was more of a... Screw it. He was a cocky asshole. But he has a heart, he absolutely adores Baron Bunny, and doesn't like "the big sad" or so he calls it. Hehe, it's really nice to see him try his best while also trying to remain cool. Most of the time he fails and gets flustered and embarrassed. You gotta be careful there, he might want to throw the embarrassment at you? Oh... W-Why do I know that? W-well, I-I mean... Umm, IFELLAVICTIMTOITMAMYTIMES!
... I feel butterflies in my stomach thinking of it ... Or is it me eating my own cooking? Ugh... Darn you, Y/N. Ehehe... I just hope he doesn't get injured due to his cocky nature.
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-Razor-
Y/n... Lupical. Very nice. To Razor. Pats... Nice. We hunt. Eat. Cooks good food. Razor very happy.

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The difference of lenghthes Holy shit. Even Fischl's isn't that long lmao.