hello! you probably wanna know why I called this chapter 7.5. Well, basically, last scenario, Dan and Phil were on the phone. As suggested by a reader, I thought I could write what happened on the call!! Read last chapter if you haven't already and this will make sense

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P: You told me to call, so?

D: OH YEAH I DID DIDN'T I! LET ME TALK TO CAT THEN?

P: Dan, she's not here!

D: Yeah, well I'm surprised you're not fucking her or something!

p: Dan! What the hell? Of course i'm not.

D: Well, you kissed her!

P mumbling: Yeah, at least she actually cares for me

D: What did you just say, Phil?

P: AT LEAST SHE ACTUALLY CARES FOR ME!

D: Excuse me! Who's been there since 2009? Not Cat?

P: You know, Dan? I'm sick of this! I'm sick of you always thinking i'm cheating on you, or i'm out getting drunk! You look after me like im your child,Dan. Anyway, I'm older than you!

D: Stop being so pathetic. You know how much I hate Cat and I actually have a reason why i'm looking out for you. Remember when you-

P: Don't you dare bring that up, Dan!

D: You can't just leave it and pretend that it never happened.

P: Well, we have in the past, so why not now? *knock on door in background*

P: *muffled voice in the background* "hey, phil, is everything ok"

P: *in reply to muffled voice* YEAH!

D: WAS THAT CAT?

P: Since when did you care, Dan?

D: I'VE ALWAYS CARED, PHIL. I'M HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU GO AND CHEAT ON ME WITH, WITH CAT! WHAT IF I WAS PLANNING TO PROPROSE.

P: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU SPENT ON A FUCKING RING. GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR OVER-PROTECTIVE ASS!

D: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, LESTER! I CARED FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AND YOU DID THE SAME FOR ME. FUCK YOU PHIL LESTER.

P: FUCK YOU DAN HOWELL. DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN.

D: DON'T WORRY, SUNSHINE, I WON'T

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Well that was interesting. Again, go read last chapter if you don't understand this! Don't forget to leave suggestions on what I should write next!

all the love, s
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