((Includes: Sauron, Saruman, and Smaug.

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This was "requested" by EmilyMaurer . Thank you!))

Sauron: we need to build up our portfolio's for the villain convention

Sauron: so, i thought that we could come up with ideas together

Saruman: okay - how about "the most cunning"

Sauron: obviously me, i mean i was able to convince you to start an army of isengard. you were basically my puppet

Saruman: huh, i think the "most cunning" should go to me

Saruman: i'm a wizard after all

Smaug: i am a genius. that's all that needs to be said

Sauron: yeah, a genius who have away his one weakness to a hobbit

Saruman: ^^ exactly

Saruman: but i came up with "most cunning", so that has to count for something

Sauron: fine, we'll both put down "cunning", instead of "most cunning"

Smaug: next, who has caused the most destruction?

Smaug: i'd just like to point out that i have burnt several cities to the ground, you know

Sauron: haha, nice try

Sauron: my armies have done the most damage to middle earth

Saruman: need i remind you that it was MY army

Sauron: fine, we'll both put down "destructive"

Sauron: i think we should add one more

Saruman: what do you have in mind?

Smaug: who is the best fire-breather?

Smaug: i vote for myself

Sauron: i don't know

Sauron: have you seen saruman when he was apart of the traveling circus? he could breathe fire... it was awesome!

Saruman: good point, but don't ever mention my days in the circus again. sorry smaug, i think this one might go to me

Smaug: I NEED TO PUT DOWN SOMETHING FOR THE VILLAIN CONVENTION

Smaug: PLUS I'M THE DRAGON HERE

Saruman: fine, you can also add one more to your portfolio

Smaug: what?

Sauron: "most grumpy"

Smaug: ...