Alfred: HEY! GUESS WHAT!!

Alfred: Are you up? THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

Alfred: WAAAAAKE UUUP!!

[Name]: What the FRUK do you want in 2 in the mourning!?

[Name]: ON A MONDAY!?!?

Alfred: I just farted really loud and made the dog across the street start barking.

Alfred: Duddette?

Alfred: [Name]?