T- I'm on holiday!!
G-where have you gone?
T- Aberdeen
G- where's that?
T-Scotland
G- where's that?
T- in England
G- oh, when will you be coming to America again?
T-next month
G- that's ages+ I have a present for you 😉😉
T- I bet I have a better present 😜😜
G-we'll see toastie 😝😝
T-yes, right sir 😆