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Delerious Army by SpaceManChaos
Winners!!!
@sophie_minter(u can have something special)
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JackSepticEye Rap by SpaceManChaos
No one wins!
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I Need U by BTS
No one wins!

*Mark's POV*

I stand in front of Jack's house waiting for him to come out. Today we are going on our first official date. Meaning, it's going to be an actual date with us being an actual couple.

I only have about a week or two left before going back to America and Jack wants me to go back with a lot of clothes for some reason. He told me that there is a mall somewhere not far. I didn't want to go but as soon as he said he would pay for everything than fuck it, I'll go any day.

"Ok I'm ready. Lets go," he said cheerfully.

I smile and ask for the car keys. Once the car started and Jack got inside, I took off. I'm not the best driver but I'm not the worst either. I could see our the corner of my eyes that Jack was holding on the sides of his seat. I smirk and try to drive "better".

Once we reached our destination, Jack jumped out the car and bend over. I smile and look around to see if anyone was by us then, I smacked his butt.

"Come on, it wasn't that bad," I laughed.

He jumps and look at me. "Yes you are. I'm driving us back home."

He grabbed his keys out of my back pocket and head inside the mall. I chuckle and shake my head. I catch up with him and we walk into the first store. We have fun grabbing a lot of clothes and modeling them to each other. We even snuck over to the girls department and grabbed dresses and skirts. It was fun until a fan girl saw us and asked for pictures.

"Mark I want a bear," Jack whined.

We just got finished paying for the clothes we bought. Jack grabs my arm and pull me towards Build-A-Bear. I try to cover my face from embarrassment but it didn't tell much. Parents looked at us weird and kids looked at us with smiles. I try to wiggle out of Jack's grip but he was clutching really tight.

"Hi I'm Samantha welcome to Build-A-Bear. How may I help you," a clerk said once we approached her.

"I want a bear," Jack screamed.

People have us weird looks but I shae them out my head. This is my first official date with Jack. I don't want them to ruin it. Samantha smiles and nod. Jack chooses a red bear and tell me to get a green bear. I guess we're modeling the bears after ourselves. We give the bears to Samantha and watch her as she fill them with stuffing.

"So are you two on a date," she ask us.

"Yeah. It's our first one," I said.

"Well kuddos to you. You two are cute together," she stop talking as she took the bears out the stuffing machines. "Hopefully this won't offend you but my parents hate gay couples. They say that gay people need to call down a hole and die in a pit of lava. But I never listen to them. I actually love gay couples. They are so cute. I even have gay friends."

We go to a wall that has computers on them and sit down. She looks at the papers on the side of the bears and type their barcodes in the computer.

"You wanna know something funny though?"

"What? And I want to name the red bear Mark," Jack said pointing to the screen.

She laughs and type the name in. "My parents are lesbians. They're Lesbos or what I like to call them, Lezzy. They are lesbian but hate gay couples. Like what the freak right."

I laugh along with her. "That is funny. I'm guessing the green bear's name is Jack."

"Seán," Jack quickly corrects me.

I roll my eyes and nod. She types the names in and grab the bears. She hand them to us and tell us that we can get any kind of clothes that was on the racks. Of course being the kids we are, me and Jack go to the panties first and put them on our bears head. Since I have Seán and Jack has Mark, we separate to surprise each other at the end.

I look around and see the different clothes for the bears. Its just like an American Girl Doll store except it's for bears. I grab a couple pair of denim pants and some shorts that caught my eye. It was some shorts with flamingos on them. Next was to find some shirts. I look around and pick out a couple of original plaid and white shirts. I was about to get accessories when I saw a white shirt with a green eye on it. Under the eye it read JackSepticEye.

"JackSepticEye? Isn't that Jack's YouTube," I say to myself.

I quickly snatch the shirt and go to the accessories. I grab a grey cap that Jack usually wears, some white and black shoes, earrings for his piercings, and socks. I go to the register and buy everything I got.

"Okay sir that with be 428 euros," the cashier said in a strong Irish accent.

"Okay... JACK!"

Jack runs over with his bear and a bunch of clothes. He looks at me with a big smile.

"Yes," he ask excitedly.

He must have found something really good. Maybe it was his shirt. "You said you would pay for everything."

His smile quickly drops and his eyebrows lower. He put his bear to the side and grab his wallet. "How much is that?"

"428 euros sir."

"428! That's more than 475 in American dollars! Why does it cost so much?!"

"We don't know sir. All we know is that they are just bears that makes every kid smile," the cashier said with a force smile.

Jack takes out a couple of bills and hand it to the cashier. "Just asking jeez. You kind of sound like that one character in Undertale that works at the burger place."

I snap my fingers and pointed to him. "Burgerpants."

"Yep-"

The cashier stuffs everything including our bears in one bag and throw it at us. "I hope you go to hell. Bye!"

We give him a go-fuck-yourself look and leave the line. A little kid holding a polka dot bear was next and he skips ahead with his parents behind him.

"His name is Jerry," he said in a cute little boy Irish accent.

"Alright so his name is pussy face and he lives in dickville. Got it! That will be 900 euros."

I put a hand on Jack's back and guide him out the store. We go to a bench not far from the store and set the bag down.

"What a dickhead," I said.

"Yeah. He needs to be fired," Jack commented.

I nod and grab the bag. I take both of the bears out and set them aside. We look in the bag and see all the clothes we got. Jack smiles and lay his head on my shoulder.

"Its just like looking in a bag full of baby clothes," he said to himself but I could hear him.

I smile and put the bag back down. "Do you want a child Jack?"

He nods. "Yes."

"Well how are we going to have one? We're both males."

"Adoption."

I chuckle. "Okay. If we marry later on in time, then we can adopt up to three children months later."

He hooks his arm with my arm. "I want them to be babies than. And I only want two."

"Okay. Two babies. Got it. I love you Jack," I sigh.

"I love you too Mark. And this date was perfect. Having fun shopping with you and then building a bear with you. All we need is a pasta dinner at my house and it can end with a happy me."

I laugh. "When did McDonald's sell pasta?"

"McDonald's?!"

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