Me: Yo, sup stranger?

I sigh, sending the message to three random numbers that I labelled '1', '2', and '3'. I wait to see if anyone would reply. A few minutes later, while I'm playing Sudoku for fuck-knows-why I get a text from '1'.

1: Who's this?

Me: A stranger. U can call me X, tho.

1: Why'd you text me?

Me: M'bored & decided tht this was a gud idea. Wanna b txt buddies?

1: You aren't one of my fan girls, are you?

Me: Nope. Y, u famous or some'in?

1: I won't text you if you text like that

Me: Like wat?

1: Text talk

Me: Oh, okay then. What should I call you, then?

1: I don't care

I roll my eyes, changing the name of the stranger to 'Angst-y Teen'

Me: Angst-y teen it is.

Angst-y Teen: What? Choose something else

Me: Too late, bro.

Angst-y Teen: ... Whatever. I'm going to sleep- don't text me at three in the morning again

Me: Why'd you answer if it's 3 am there?!

Angst-y Teen: ...

I look at my watch. Is it even three am anywhere? Wait, when did it become three? I frown, deciding to get to sleep as well.