incoming call from 'jisung'
accept?
yes|no

"rise and shine, sleepyhead!"

"...what?"

"why are you still asleep? you've got a big day ahead of you today!"

"what big day are you talking about? i just have a few couple classes to attend that i'm probably going to sleep through."

"i'm not talking about those classes though."

"...then what are you talking about?"

"you have dance first thing in the morning, right?"

"yeah."

"which means you'll get to see felix, right?"

"...uh, yeah."

"wear red today. he really likes red."

"i know he likes red, but -- "

"no questions, minho. just do what i say and he'll notice you."

"...fine."

"do you have bandanas, right? preferably black bandanas?"

"yeah, but -- "

"wear it. wear a muscle top as well. you've been working out, right?"

"...yes, but -- "

"don't question me."

"also, skip out on the cereal today and just grab a fruit or something."

"why?"

"because it's healthier and it'll help you lose weight quicker."

"so you're saying i'm fat, is that it?"

"no, but felix probably thinks you are. he seems like the type to like strong, muscular guys."

"jisung!"

"what? i'm just being honest."

"well i don't like it."

"i'm just trying to help you here."

"also -- put on some makeup. your eyebags are showing. you look like you're gonna die."

"wow, thanks so much for that."

"this all may seem nonsensical now, but in the future you'll thank me for doing this minho."

"right, okay."

"also, use some hair spray. felix looks like the type to like his guys actually groomed for once."

"jisung, shhh. i have to go shower."

"whatever. just -- do as i say, okay?"

"sure, whatever."

"and remember that i love you."

"...yeah, sure."