Ash: Hey

Serena: Who are you?

Ash: Hey I'm Ash

Serena: I'm Serena and you're probably a stalker!

Ash: Hey Serena and I'm not a stalker, nice to meet you!

Serena: I used to know an Ash, he's a dick!

Ash: What was his last name?

Serena: Ash Ketchum!

When he heard his name he felt like a complete dick when she said it because it could've been Serena Yvonne!

Ash: What's your last name?

Serena: Serena Yvonne, the Kalos Queen don't tell anyone my number please😨😰😱

When he knew it was her he dropped on his knees and started crying!

Ash: Okay, I'd never do that to a friend?

Serena: What's your last name?

He had to try his best to think of a fake name and he chose...

Ash: catch em'

Serena: Ash catch em'... Reminds me of someone?

Ash: brb

He texted his friend Gary Oak to see if he knew any fake names?